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HOW TO MAKE an ass:

I decided to write about anal sex because of all the hysteria and turns that women give for delivering the ass. The average age where you deliver the ass is around 20-21 years old. Anyway, it starts to be more enjoyable later on, like 25/26/27, when you stop sleeping with guys and look for types with more experience and not guys with a volcano cock who just want to burst. The ass doesn't break or hurt. Making an ass is an art. I understand, girls, that when they want to make the ass and try, it hurts like a muscle cramp, but this happens because the mutant in bed with you has cum overflowing from their eyes and wants to put the cock inside a thimble. Repeat, making the ass is an art!!! The ass doesn't ask. When you ask, you lose. Except if the cutie is RE-copied, RE-gauche, and likes minimal techno. If those three factors apply, then you can ASK for the Booty, but generally, it's not asked, it's found. To get her to give you the Booty, you first have to know how to make it, otherwise, you'll be like what we call in party slang chain of favors. That is, if you do it badly, that cutie won't deliver the ass anymore. Then, if I fuck you, she'll never give me the leather ring because a guy like you hurt her. Later on, I'll give instructions on how to make an ass well. By now, I'm not the king who KNOWS about booties, but from so many mistakes, now I can screw and laugh. First, you have to get into the mood, eat the pot, and be a fool and walk around with your tongue hanging out like a madman, so you rub the Cyclops' eye. Once she's all wet and done, it's very annoying that you get hard. Now, if you still haven't even touched her, don't ask her to give you the Booty. Instructions for making a Booty: 1. Grab her 2. Make her cum 2-3 times 3. Let her suck your cock a little bit, so she stays Hot and wanting it 4. Suck all the fluid out of her. 5. Take off your gum because you're making a terrible mess. 6. Be an idiot and give her a tongue-lashing (only for cultured people). 7. If you see that when you gave her a tongue-lashing she squeezes her cheeks or gets uncomfortable, stop everything and ask her... 'Does it bother you?' There are two options: - Does it bother you? - Yes, it bothers me. - Why? - I don't like it. - But I like it, it's great. - You told me not to, but would you like me to suck your Booty? It's disgusting. - I wish you'd suck my Booty! - You're the worst... (your name)! - Take a 2, you're a mogólica. In that case, the cutie leaves and you're left feeling good, and if you took Viagra you wasted $50. So what, invite her for a couple of drinks first and let's start the conversation again... - Does it bother you? - Haha, no... it gives me goosebumps papeee. - Don't say 'papeee' to me, it drives me crazy babe, let me eat that colaaaa. - Ay... it gives me goosebumps! - But do you like it? - Yes, I don't know. Ok, now you have a positive one, 90% of cuties like having their Booty sucked, so we can continue with the instructions. 8. She's got her ass up in the air, and if you fall asleep for a second, she'll sit down and wait for you to do the missionary normally, so every second that she has her totó up is VITAL. 9. Round off the hole with the tip of your tongue. 10. Put the tip of your tongue in, but always with your hand playing with her clitoris, because doubts about whether it's exciting enough won't be cleared up 100%. 11. While you're teasing her more and more strongly and she's moaning like a pig being burned with a blowtorch, start putting your tongue in. 12. She'll feel uncomfortable at first, but after the first two minutes, she'll start pushing her ass towards you so that your tongue can go deeper and deeper. 13. Grab the Prime box and see what comes out with a 'juggie' that always thought was an anti-humidity packet, open it and massage her anus with that 'juggie' lubricant.

14. If it doesn't come with lubricant, make yourself masturbate but don't even think about using WD40.

15. Start putting in your finger, the tip of your finger

16. If the tip goes in, the finger goes in

17. If one finger goes in, after 3 minutes the other one does too

18. And if both fingers go in, it's like saying to cuties that you measure 22x6 but we all know you don't and you wouldn't even use a ruler from your balls

19. Put the turtle head slowly into the Booty

20. Tell her guarangadas, they like the situation and the morbo of rape

21. Penetrate very slowly, getting deeper each time

22. She'll start feeling like she's going to shit, which is rare but they start to like it

23. Don't forget to keep teasing her

24. The background music should be something very relaxing, forget about Megadeth or System of a Down

25. Finish inside, don't think that after that the cutie will give you a blow job because you're really a son of a bitch

When you take it out, be very careful
You can take it out with a carrot on the tip (also known as CABSHA EN LA PUNTA), or take it out clean like you put it in a bottle of water SER

The topic is don't shit at the next guy who's going to screw her, if you take it out with a prize and she doesn't know, she'll die of shame
If you take it out clean, show it off like that and she'll stay calm
If there's an odor of poop, well... what are you waiting for? Maybe the ass will come out smelling like GLADE plug-in?

Finally, as a joke, make sure the lips of the ass are even, because after sex it's like they're left with the caramel candies disordered, so if you're hot, order her to tidy up the ravioles that are left messy and let her go to the ñoba, turn up the music because she's going to fart like the best between cum and exercise, accumulated gas like a bathroom with a heater.

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