Clinging to an Ugly Woman, Types of Uglies

Holding onto an ugly girl, or several, is necessary in a man's life. It's like going to the beach without a care and no money, it's like spending three consecutive nights without sleep doing work for U, it's like camping under a storm: they are experiences that mark your character. Holding onto a Ugly Girl frees you from sterility, from being a bore, from thinking you need a pornstar to get hot. It's the little dirty thing, the saucy touch, the secret spark. It forces you to take yourself less seriously, remove unnecessary excuses and get to the point: I did it because I got hot, because it came at me, because it was served, and my thing went down, and what a lot of thing. Holding onto an ugly girl is the antidote to too much porn.link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9uez2furqw&feature=player_embeddedAnd here that not all Ugly women are equal. We have the Exotic Ugly woman, exuberant, morbid, to which they dedicate cumbias and corridos, that face in front of which your head says ¡Noooo!, but your other head says Yaaa weonooo, don't get too full of yourself, let's go vamooos!. Don't confuse: she is ugly until it says enough, but usually has ONE single passable attribute that she exploits with grace (face of a hot girl/big tits/good ass/etc). Add to this a tasty perfume, coquettish attitude that promises to take all the hot soup you can handle, an outfit that gives her a good distance and a little alcohol for your neurons, and PAF! before you know it, you're already getting along with her, and all your projects for that night of wild sex with yummy cuties went down the drain. And they went well down the drain, because despite yourself, you're having a good time. Because the Exotic Ugly woman is persistent and hot like a small-town broad, and she knows how to do it. You never knew exactly what got you heated up about her until you read it in the dictionary: morbo. There's also the Grateful Ugly woman, that one who assumed she'd never have Brad Pitt by her side, but treats you like he was really there and makes you feel very comfortable. Commonly, you end up with her through the theory of the gush (if always one of her best friends is very yummy, and she just happened to be standing next to it). The Grateful Ugly woman throws herself at you with dedication, gives good kisses, and will do you a favor. She always sees the bright side, amplifies your thanks, and minimizes your mistakes. She's more pleasant than a joke and will make you laugh until dawn. This ugly woman usually developed some expertise that sparks the desire to repeat the dish, like running jugs with skill or making anthology blowjobs; she'll go anywhere, never says no, and if you call her at 9AM on Sunday to say you want to get it on, she'll be there. That's why she's the preferred booty call for single men, and for married men, she's the complacent branch that will never cause a scandal. and that pays for half of the motel. Even if you stop blowing her, she won't want to lose her as a friend because she's a good person and one tends to wish her well.

You can also run into the Winner Ugly, who is ugly under strict aesthetic criteria, but has something that makes her extremely attractive, so she usually leaves paying for most of the yummy cuties in her hunt for men. It may be because she compensates her ugliness with much style, fame, talent, money, superior intelligence or overwhelming charm, she always does it and does it better. She behaves like a yummy and is treated like a yummy, never lacks tiramigo or boyfriend, and even if you make her feel fúchila at first, she will always find something (even sober) and if you give her a suitable moment to screw her, she won't miss the opportunity.

Let's leave aside the Heavy Ugly, also known as the ugly culiá.

Sad irony about culiá, because it's the one who least deserves it. It's that if you, lolita, want to have some minimum success in the intense perreo market, you can be ugly or heavy, but not both at the same time. Probably complexed (due to social or religious reasons) and resigned to her fate, this Ugly for worse passes through Diva, because as she thinks that everyone is going to grab her by the balls (because she's ugly), she says no when taken out to dance and shows off with any late jote who tries to save the night. The suitor, thinking he was going to get a better deal by looking for second-hand, feels ripped off and vents his frustration:

- Weeena, like you're yummy that you come to make Diva, ugly culiá.

From there her unjust nickname, which only sinks her deeper into her scarcity. If you run into one of them, don't grab her against her will. Don't make her feel worse than she already does. Go ahead and jerk off or find a grateful Ugly woman and that's it.

And that's it. The yummy ones sometimes promise much and don't deliver. You yourself, To try to please a cute yummy one, you might end up selling more than what you really are. Holding onto an ugly one is going a bit further in the game, being more honest about one's own imperfections and saying (like I heard someone say somewhere): okay, washita, neither you nor I are the wonder, but today we're giving ourselves like Apache drum.