Obsessive, anorgasmic, party-loving, adhering to the doctor's orders. According to Valeria Schapira, author of 'Diary of a postmo woman', our underwear paints us whole body. Do you agree?
Who hasn't heard their holy mother repeat the following ditty at some point? 'Girl, don't walk around with your torn panties; look if you've had an accident'. The updated version of this maternal saying could be: 'girl, put on something sexy; look if you're having a good time'. So, girls, even though there's no prospect of seeing God or any of his saints, always wear the best to your most glorious parts. It's a sign of self-esteem, which is what a respectable woman should never lose.
Just as a man is the underwear he wears, a woman is the panties she flaunts:
Panties: women who want to be sophisticated and subtly sexy wear them. In my grandmother's time, they were called bombachón. They are like consortium bags, unattractive and uncomfortable. Men detest panties, except for the improbable case of a round and pothole-free butt.
Vedettina: A variable type of bombacha worn by women with little personality who don't dare to cross the line and show their entire butt, as it corresponds.
Thong: leaves the buttocks exposed but covers the crotch. Semi-bold women who dare that far wear them. Generally, these women enjoy traditional sex. Never a rear joy.
Colaless: its advantage is that it doesn't cut off the butt in parts and generates the sensation of booty butt. Generally, cute women who are already back, divorced or have gone through a few gentlemen's stones use it. A round of applause for colaless, especially if it's dental floss.
Cotton panties: used by hypochondriacs who follow the gynecologist's instructions to the letter and don't wear daily protectors either. Ugh! Since these panties make bolita, these women always walk around with their underwear in misery.
Some men like cotton panties, especially white ones, because they give them an idea of purity. They don't know that their owners have more twists than Schumacher.
Brand panties visible under low-rise pants: very popular among those who want to show off even if they owe four months' expenses. Their fans are generally the same women who wear Vuitton trunks. You see them a lot in Las Cañitas and Palermo Hollywood. A woman over 30 with this look deserves death.
Other variables
The ones with doodles: they talk about terrible immaturity on the part of their owners, generally women in their 30s and beyond who still live off their old men.
The ones with lace: indicate an interest and care for one's own body. Generally, girls and ladies who wear such delicate lingerie are anorgasmic.
Animal print (leopard, zebras, and various beasts): here's a party manual. If the little animals are combined with lace, grab hold of the Christian: it's going to leave him with a musty beast.
Who hasn't heard their holy mother repeat the following ditty at some point? 'Girl, don't walk around with your torn panties; look if you've had an accident'. The updated version of this maternal saying could be: 'girl, put on something sexy; look if you're having a good time'. So, girls, even though there's no prospect of seeing God or any of his saints, always wear the best to your most glorious parts. It's a sign of self-esteem, which is what a respectable woman should never lose.Just as a man is the underwear he wears, a woman is the panties she flaunts:
Vedettina: A variable type of bombacha worn by women with little personality who don't dare to cross the line and show their entire butt, as it corresponds.
Thong: leaves the buttocks exposed but covers the crotch. Semi-bold women who dare that far wear them. Generally, these women enjoy traditional sex. Never a rear joy.
Colaless: its advantage is that it doesn't cut off the butt in parts and generates the sensation of booty butt. Generally, cute women who are already back, divorced or have gone through a few gentlemen's stones use it. A round of applause for colaless, especially if it's dental floss.
Cotton panties: used by hypochondriacs who follow the gynecologist's instructions to the letter and don't wear daily protectors either. Ugh! Since these panties make bolita, these women always walk around with their underwear in misery.
Some men like cotton panties, especially white ones, because they give them an idea of purity. They don't know that their owners have more twists than Schumacher.
Brand panties visible under low-rise pants: very popular among those who want to show off even if they owe four months' expenses. Their fans are generally the same women who wear Vuitton trunks. You see them a lot in Las Cañitas and Palermo Hollywood. A woman over 30 with this look deserves death.
The ones with doodles: they talk about terrible immaturity on the part of their owners, generally women in their 30s and beyond who still live off their old men.
The ones with lace: indicate an interest and care for one's own body. Generally, girls and ladies who wear such delicate lingerie are anorgasmic.
Animal print (leopard, zebras, and various beasts): here's a party manual. If the little animals are combined with lace, grab hold of the Christian: it's going to leave him with a musty beast.
8 comentários - La mujer es la bombacha que usa
Jajajajaja, excelenteeeeeeeeeeeee
Conque esté bien metida adentro de la raya, o un lindo culotte si la forma de los cachetes lo dejan lucir bien, es mas que suficiente (total por lo que va a durar puesto)
No se compliquen, no estamos tanto en esos detalles. Si nos vienen con una linda bombachita suma puntos, pero lo que mas nos interesa es lo que está abajo 🙂
Eso si, si hay algo que ME ENCANTA es oler la bombachita 😉
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