50 FEMALE SEXUAL ERRORS
Cry after sex. Why provoke an uncomfortable moment after having had such a good time?
2-Ask if you look fat in the middle of the act. It's not the time to ask for opinions.
3-Have a hysterical crisis after sex because your partner fell asleep. Orgasms make people sleepy, no way!
4-Bite the penis during oral sex
5-Fake an orgasm
6-Penetrate the anus without asking or finding out if he likes that kind of stimulation
7-Go to the bathroom in the middle of sex when things are getting hotter. Go pee before to avoid those situations.
8-Use peros (Spanish for but) to practice new positions or do oral sex
9-Take the penis like it's a gel bag and rip it very hard
10-Twist your testicles without delicacy
11-Play the difficult and unattainable woman to have sex
12-Lie down on the bed like a vegetable and wait for the man to do everything. Come on, girls, some initiative is the beginning of a good ending!
13-Refuse to do it until the light is turned off
14-Talk about insignificant things that have nothing to do with sex while making love. Those conversations are for coffee, not sex.
15-Pay too much attention to insignificant details, such as the phone, TV, door lock... etc. You should focus on sex and how good you feel, nothing more!
16-Excite your man and leave at the moment of action. No one likes being left with their desires unfulfilled
17-Make excuses not to have sex. If you don't want it, just say no, but don't come up with a my head hurts excuse because we know that sex relieves those ailments.
18-Make a face of disgust when doing oral sex
19-Punish yourself by refusing sex after a fight or something happens with your boyfriend. You're punishing yourself!
20-Clean up immediately after sex. We all need some calm moments after sex, they do too and if Immediately you get up to pick up and clean it, you'll scare yourself.
22-Comparing your penis with other penises you've known.
23-Having sex without wanting to.
24-Pretending that your boyfriend finds your G-spot by magic.
25-Having sex while planning what you need to do later, such as shopping, cooking, laundry, or making calls.
26-Saying you're a virgin when you're not.
27-Playing the good girl saying it's one of your first sexual experiences, when there are many more behind it.
28-Doing a silly and unsexy striptease where your inexperience is noticeable. Practice beforehand.
29-Thinking that the guy who took you to bed owes you a faithful and loving relationship.
30-Making a bad face when he comes quickly. Try not to make him feel worse than he already does.
31-Being too inhibited in bed. Let him see, touch, and enjoy you, and you'll enjoy it more too.
32-Thinking that the only erogenous zone of men is their penis. There's a whole body full of sensitive endings to stimulate and make them feel good.
33-Assuming that only he has the obligation to buy condoms, especially. You also need to take care of having them on hand.
34-Wearing grandma-style underwear. It may be comfortable, but it's not exciting at all.
35-Not being shaved. It's not just about the bikini area, legs and armpits count too. Nobody likes hairy legs or armpits, it's unfeminine. And as for the bikini area, if waxing irritates you, at least try to keep the hair at a good level. 37-Don't give him flattery or say something nice to him. We like it and they do too.
38-Repress yourself in sex. If you've stopped doing things because you think they're very vulgar, don't let it happen again, you're in intimacy with your partner and everything goes.
39-Guide him a lot in sex. It's okay to tell him what you like and what you want, but don't cross the line. You also have to let them experience and take their own initiative.
40-Plan the sex. No one likes it. Let sex have that taste of adventure and surprise.
41-Keep having sex without wanting it, which is clearly noticeable after you're done but he's not yet. Make an effort and show interest and desire so that he can also reach orgasm with pleasure.
42-Don't innovate. It's good to sprinkle new things in bed, and this advice is for both.[/swf]
44-Placing your hands near a man's neck when you're on top of him will choke him! It's super uncomfortable for them, better support yourself directly on the bed or their shoulders.
45-Never take the initiative to start having sex. They like it and really like it when you start the sexual games.
46-Get angry and complain if he didn't get an erection or did but couldn't finish. Don't get upset, ask him what happened and try to help him.
47-Tell him what you don't like about sex after it's over, not during those moments, reserve it for later.
48-Criticize his movements and ways of expressing excitement. If you mock, laugh or comment badly about how he is in bed, you're lost.
49-Believe that he has the duty to give you kisses, hugs, and applause once you've finished the deed. It would be a nice touch, but they don't have to do it.
50-Exaggerate. If you exaggerate your desires, movements, screams, and expressions, it will be very clear, better be yourself and express pleasure in the way that suits you best, not him.[/swf]
Cry after sex. Why provoke an uncomfortable moment after having had such a good time?2-Ask if you look fat in the middle of the act. It's not the time to ask for opinions.
3-Have a hysterical crisis after sex because your partner fell asleep. Orgasms make people sleepy, no way!
4-Bite the penis during oral sex
5-Fake an orgasm
6-Penetrate the anus without asking or finding out if he likes that kind of stimulation
7-Go to the bathroom in the middle of sex when things are getting hotter. Go pee before to avoid those situations.
8-Use peros (Spanish for but) to practice new positions or do oral sex
9-Take the penis like it's a gel bag and rip it very hard
10-Twist your testicles without delicacy
11-Play the difficult and unattainable woman to have sex
12-Lie down on the bed like a vegetable and wait for the man to do everything. Come on, girls, some initiative is the beginning of a good ending!
13-Refuse to do it until the light is turned off
14-Talk about insignificant things that have nothing to do with sex while making love. Those conversations are for coffee, not sex.
15-Pay too much attention to insignificant details, such as the phone, TV, door lock... etc. You should focus on sex and how good you feel, nothing more!
16-Excite your man and leave at the moment of action. No one likes being left with their desires unfulfilled
17-Make excuses not to have sex. If you don't want it, just say no, but don't come up with a my head hurts excuse because we know that sex relieves those ailments.
18-Make a face of disgust when doing oral sex
19-Punish yourself by refusing sex after a fight or something happens with your boyfriend. You're punishing yourself!
20-Clean up immediately after sex. We all need some calm moments after sex, they do too and if Immediately you get up to pick up and clean it, you'll scare yourself.
22-Comparing your penis with other penises you've known.
23-Having sex without wanting to.
24-Pretending that your boyfriend finds your G-spot by magic.
25-Having sex while planning what you need to do later, such as shopping, cooking, laundry, or making calls.
26-Saying you're a virgin when you're not.
27-Playing the good girl saying it's one of your first sexual experiences, when there are many more behind it.
28-Doing a silly and unsexy striptease where your inexperience is noticeable. Practice beforehand.
29-Thinking that the guy who took you to bed owes you a faithful and loving relationship.
30-Making a bad face when he comes quickly. Try not to make him feel worse than he already does.
31-Being too inhibited in bed. Let him see, touch, and enjoy you, and you'll enjoy it more too.
32-Thinking that the only erogenous zone of men is their penis. There's a whole body full of sensitive endings to stimulate and make them feel good.
33-Assuming that only he has the obligation to buy condoms, especially. You also need to take care of having them on hand.
34-Wearing grandma-style underwear. It may be comfortable, but it's not exciting at all.
35-Not being shaved. It's not just about the bikini area, legs and armpits count too. Nobody likes hairy legs or armpits, it's unfeminine. And as for the bikini area, if waxing irritates you, at least try to keep the hair at a good level. 37-Don't give him flattery or say something nice to him. We like it and they do too.
38-Repress yourself in sex. If you've stopped doing things because you think they're very vulgar, don't let it happen again, you're in intimacy with your partner and everything goes.
39-Guide him a lot in sex. It's okay to tell him what you like and what you want, but don't cross the line. You also have to let them experience and take their own initiative.
40-Plan the sex. No one likes it. Let sex have that taste of adventure and surprise.
41-Keep having sex without wanting it, which is clearly noticeable after you're done but he's not yet. Make an effort and show interest and desire so that he can also reach orgasm with pleasure.
42-Don't innovate. It's good to sprinkle new things in bed, and this advice is for both.[/swf]
44-Placing your hands near a man's neck when you're on top of him will choke him! It's super uncomfortable for them, better support yourself directly on the bed or their shoulders.
45-Never take the initiative to start having sex. They like it and really like it when you start the sexual games.
46-Get angry and complain if he didn't get an erection or did but couldn't finish. Don't get upset, ask him what happened and try to help him.
47-Tell him what you don't like about sex after it's over, not during those moments, reserve it for later.
48-Criticize his movements and ways of expressing excitement. If you mock, laugh or comment badly about how he is in bed, you're lost.
49-Believe that he has the duty to give you kisses, hugs, and applause once you've finished the deed. It would be a nice touch, but they don't have to do it.
50-Exaggerate. If you exaggerate your desires, movements, screams, and expressions, it will be very clear, better be yourself and express pleasure in the way that suits you best, not him.[/swf]
3 comentários - 50 Errores femeninos durante el sexo
1-Llorar después del sexo. ¿Para que provocar un momento incómodo luego haberla pasado tan bien?
No necesariamente provoca un momento incomodo. Depende la persona. Ademas, hay ciertas emociones que son inevitables, y no lo digo por que la mina "se enamoro" y paso "su mejor noche de sexo", sino que aveces pasa, tuvo buen sexo, bueno, se le vino el llanto.
3-Tener una crisis de histeria después del sexo porque su compañero se quedo dormido. A ellos el orgasmo les da sueño, ni modo!
Yo acabo y duermo cual oso ... osea
6-Penetrar el ano sin preguntar o averiguar si a él le gusta ese tipo de estimulación.
Cuantas somos penetradas o puertadas sin preguntar si nos gusta. Simplemente se da por asentado que por tener culo NOS tiene que gustar.
7-Ir a orinar en medio del sexo, cuando la situación se está poniendo más caliente. Vayan a orinar antes para evitar esos sucesos.
¿No es enserio verdad? jajajaja ... Nah! eso no se controla, cuando se tienen ganas se tienen ganas.
¿Acaso al hombre no le ocurre?. Si, le pasa. Somos seres humanos.
8-Poner “·peros” para practicar nuevas posiciones o para hacer el sexo ora
A no todas las mujeres les gusta la practica del sexo oral, (por cuestiones educacionales que nos impone la cultura). Ademas, ¿cuantas veces pasa que bajamos y el pene tiene olor? (pero de esto ¿no se habla cierto?)
11-Jugar de mujer difícil e inalcanzable para tener sexo.
What????!!!!!!
18-Poner cara de asco cuando le haces el sexo oral. (Como te respondi en la 😎
19-“Castigar” negando el sexo cuando tienes una pelea o algo paso con tu chico. Te estás castigando a ti misma!
¿Te peleaste por X causa pero aun asi tenes que tener ganas de garchar?. ¿Y lo que esa persona le pasa por la cabeza no cuenta? (Y aca no estoy haciendo una apologia al mundo rosa femenino)
20-Ponerse a limpiar inmediatamente luego del sexo. Todas necesitamos unos momentos de calma después del sexo, ellos también y si inmediatamente te levantas a recoger y limpiar lo vas a asustar.
What??????????????????
29-Creer que el chico que te llevo a la cama esta en deuda contigo y te debe una relación fiel y amorosa.
Aca no tenes en cuenta cuestiones educacionales que tiene la sociedad. Nos educan para ... por ende, si vamos con un hombre a la cama (aun hoy siglo XXI) hay un chip interno que nos dice que esa persona nos debe tal o cual cosa. Por supuesto que esta mal, pero no se lo debe cuestionar asi por que si, se debe ir a la raiz del tema, sino queda como una critica al aire, sin argumentos y encima nos deja tremendamente mal paradas de una manera generalizada, por que no todas somos asi.
35-No estar depilada. No se trata solo del bikini, las piernas y axilas también cuentan. A nadie le gustan unas piernas peludas o unas axilas llenas de vellos, es poco femenino. Y con respecto al bikini, si te irrita la depilación, solo al menos, trata de mantener el vello a un buen nivel.
Ustedes tambien muchachos! VAMOS!. Osea ...no nos gusta pasar la lengua por un pulover y menos chupar una pija y que nos queden los pendejos pegados al paladar cual ostia. NO SEAMOS HIPOCRITAS.
49- Creer que el tiene el deber de darte besos, abrazos y aplausos una vez que terminaste la faena. Seria un lindo detalle, pero ellos no tienen por que hacerlo.
Si algo te motivo a estar con esa persona, me parece que es bueno que despues del garche sigan los besos y los abrazos, no por una cuestion romantica, sino por la sensacion que produce.
Y decir: terminaste la faena, suena como degradante inclusive.
No te digo todo esto de forra, es mas, hasta estoy de acuerdo con otros puntos de la nota, como el cuidarse ella tambien, innovar, entender que por tener pene no esta siempre al palo (tremenda huevada), ir a la cama con alguien no garantiza relacion de pareja y demas.
Solo lo que pense.
Saludos!
Coincido con la mayoría de los puntos que comentas, pero en el primero si estoy de acuerdo con Coloradita. A vecec las emociones están a flor de piel. Me pasó a mi. Lloré la primera vez que hice el amor después de meses de la muerte de mi hermana. Es como un paso a dar y que la verdad si es dificil.
Gracias por el artículo. 🙂