The average age where the ass is delivered is around 20, 21 years old. Anyway, it starts to be enjoyed more later on, like 25/26/27, because you stop screwing with guys and look for types with more experience and not guys with a cock made into a volcano that only want to burst.
The asshole doesn't break or hurt. Making an asshole is an art. I understand, girls, that when they want to make the ass and try, it hurts like a cramp, but that happens because the mutant you have in bed has cum overflowing from his eyes and wants to put the cock inside a thimble.
I repeat, making the ass is an art !!!!
The ass doesn't ask. When you ask, you lose.
Except if the cutie is RE copada, RE gaucha, and likes minimal techno. If those 3 factors apply, then you can ASK for the Booty, but generally, it's not asked for, it's found.
For her to give you the Booty, you first have to know how to make it, otherwise, you'll be doing what we call in party slang: chain of favors.
That is, if you do it wrong, that cutie won't deliver the Booty anymore. Then, if I fuck you, I'll never give you the leather ring because a guy like you hurt her.
Later on, I'll give instructions on how to make a good Booty. Since I'm not the king who KNOWS about booties, but from all my mistakes, now I can cum and laugh.
First, you have to get in the mood, eat the pot, and make yourself a fool and walk around with your tongue hanging out like crazy, so you rub her eye of the Cyclops.
Once she's all wet and done, it's very annoying that you get hard. Now, if you still haven't even tried, don't ask her to give you the Booty.
Instructions for making a Booty:
1. Grab her
2. Do it 2 or 3 times
3. Make her suck your cock very little, so she stays hot and wants more
4. Suck all the fluid out of her
5. Get rid of the gum because you're doing a terrible job
6. Be a fool and give her a tongue-lashing (only for cultured people)
7. If you see that when you gave her a tongue-lashing she squeezes her cheeks or gets uncomfortable, stop everything and ask... Does it bother you?
There are 2 options:
- Does it bother you?
- Yes, it bothers me
- Why?
- I don't like it
- But I do, it's great
- You told me not to, but you'd like it if I sucked your Booty? It's disgusting
- Maybe you'll suck my Booty!
- You're the worst... (your name)!
- Take a pill, you're being ridiculous.
In that case, the cutie leaves and you're left feeling stupid, and if you took Viagra, you wasted $50.
Then I don't know, invite her out for a drink or two. of drinks first and let's pick up the conversation… - do you mind? - Haha, noo... it tickles me papeee - Don't say papeee to me, babe, or I'll go crazy, let me eat that colaaaa - Ay...it tickles me! - But do you like it? - Yes, I guess so... Ok, there you have a positive one, at 90% of the cuties like having their Booty sucked, then we can continue with the instructions. 8. She's got her butt up, and if you fall asleep for one second, she'll sit down and wait for you to do the missionary normally, so every second that she has her totó up is VITAL. 9. Round off the hole with the tip of your tongue. 10. Put the little tip of your tongue in, but always with one hand playing with her clitoris, because doubts about whether it excites her 100%. 11. While you're teasing her more and more, she'll start to moan like a pig being burned with a blowtorch, then start putting your tongue in. 12. She'll feel uncomfortable for the first two minutes, after that she'll push her butt at you so your tongue can go deeper and deeper. 13. Grab the Prime box and check if it comes with a juggie that always thought was an anti-humidity pack, open it and massage her anus with that lubricant. 14. If it doesn't come with lubricant, do a self-masturbation but don't use W40. 15. Start putting your finger in, the tip of your finger... 16. If the tip goes in, the finger goes in... 17. If one finger goes in, at three minutes the other one does too... 18. And if both fingers go in, it's like a cock thicker than two fingers SABEMOS you don't have one. If you want to tell cuties that your cock measures 22x6, decide so, but WE ALL KNOW you don't measure that and you won't measure it with a ruler from the balls... 19. Put the turtle head in her Booty slowly... 20. Tell her guarangadas, they like the situation and the morbo of rape... 21. Penetrate very slowly, and each time deeper... 22. She'll feel like she's going to crap, if you think about it, it's weird, but it starts to please them... 23. Forget about teasing her
24. The background music has to be something very relaxing, forget about Megadeth or System of a Down
25. Finish it inside, don't think that after that the cutie is going to give you a blow job because you're really a son of a puta.
When you take her out, you have to be very careful.
You can take her out with a shell on the tip (also known as CABSHA ON THE TIP), or you can take her out clean like if you had put her in a bottle of water SER
Here's the topic of don't crap at the next flaco who cums, if you take her out with a prize, don't let her know, otherwise she'll die of shame.
If you take her out clean, just show it to her and she'll stay calm.
If there's a smell of shit, well... what are you waiting for? Let the asshole come out smelling like GLADE plug?
Finally, from gauchada, pay attention that the lips of the ass have remained even, because after cumming it's like they're left in disarray, so if you're drunk, order her a little bit of the ravioles planchuela that was left disheveled and let her go to ñoba, turn up the music because she's going to fart like the best between cum and exercise, accumulated gas like a bathroom with a hot water heater.
The asshole doesn't break or hurt. Making an asshole is an art. I understand, girls, that when they want to make the ass and try, it hurts like a cramp, but that happens because the mutant you have in bed has cum overflowing from his eyes and wants to put the cock inside a thimble.I repeat, making the ass is an art !!!!The ass doesn't ask. When you ask, you lose.
Except if the cutie is RE copada, RE gaucha, and likes minimal techno. If those 3 factors apply, then you can ASK for the Booty, but generally, it's not asked for, it's found.
For her to give you the Booty, you first have to know how to make it, otherwise, you'll be doing what we call in party slang: chain of favors.
That is, if you do it wrong, that cutie won't deliver the Booty anymore. Then, if I fuck you, I'll never give you the leather ring because a guy like you hurt her.
Later on, I'll give instructions on how to make a good Booty. Since I'm not the king who KNOWS about booties, but from all my mistakes, now I can cum and laugh.
First, you have to get in the mood, eat the pot, and make yourself a fool and walk around with your tongue hanging out like crazy, so you rub her eye of the Cyclops.
Once she's all wet and done, it's very annoying that you get hard. Now, if you still haven't even tried, don't ask her to give you the Booty.
Instructions for making a Booty:
1. Grab her
2. Do it 2 or 3 times
3. Make her suck your cock very little, so she stays hot and wants more
4. Suck all the fluid out of her
5. Get rid of the gum because you're doing a terrible job
6. Be a fool and give her a tongue-lashing (only for cultured people)
7. If you see that when you gave her a tongue-lashing she squeezes her cheeks or gets uncomfortable, stop everything and ask... Does it bother you?
There are 2 options:
- Does it bother you?
- Yes, it bothers me
- Why?
- I don't like it
- But I do, it's great
- You told me not to, but you'd like it if I sucked your Booty? It's disgusting
- Maybe you'll suck my Booty!
- You're the worst... (your name)!
- Take a pill, you're being ridiculous.
In that case, the cutie leaves and you're left feeling stupid, and if you took Viagra, you wasted $50.
Then I don't know, invite her out for a drink or two. of drinks first and let's pick up the conversation… - do you mind? - Haha, noo... it tickles me papeee - Don't say papeee to me, babe, or I'll go crazy, let me eat that colaaaa - Ay...it tickles me! - But do you like it? - Yes, I guess so... Ok, there you have a positive one, at 90% of the cuties like having their Booty sucked, then we can continue with the instructions. 8. She's got her butt up, and if you fall asleep for one second, she'll sit down and wait for you to do the missionary normally, so every second that she has her totó up is VITAL. 9. Round off the hole with the tip of your tongue. 10. Put the little tip of your tongue in, but always with one hand playing with her clitoris, because doubts about whether it excites her 100%. 11. While you're teasing her more and more, she'll start to moan like a pig being burned with a blowtorch, then start putting your tongue in. 12. She'll feel uncomfortable for the first two minutes, after that she'll push her butt at you so your tongue can go deeper and deeper. 13. Grab the Prime box and check if it comes with a juggie that always thought was an anti-humidity pack, open it and massage her anus with that lubricant. 14. If it doesn't come with lubricant, do a self-masturbation but don't use W40. 15. Start putting your finger in, the tip of your finger... 16. If the tip goes in, the finger goes in... 17. If one finger goes in, at three minutes the other one does too... 18. And if both fingers go in, it's like a cock thicker than two fingers SABEMOS you don't have one. If you want to tell cuties that your cock measures 22x6, decide so, but WE ALL KNOW you don't measure that and you won't measure it with a ruler from the balls... 19. Put the turtle head in her Booty slowly... 20. Tell her guarangadas, they like the situation and the morbo of rape... 21. Penetrate very slowly, and each time deeper... 22. She'll feel like she's going to crap, if you think about it, it's weird, but it starts to please them... 23. Forget about teasing her
24. The background music has to be something very relaxing, forget about Megadeth or System of a Down
25. Finish it inside, don't think that after that the cutie is going to give you a blow job because you're really a son of a puta.
When you take her out, you have to be very careful.
You can take her out with a shell on the tip (also known as CABSHA ON THE TIP), or you can take her out clean like if you had put her in a bottle of water SER
Here's the topic of don't crap at the next flaco who cums, if you take her out with a prize, don't let her know, otherwise she'll die of shame.
If you take her out clean, just show it to her and she'll stay calm.
If there's a smell of shit, well... what are you waiting for? Let the asshole come out smelling like GLADE plug?
Finally, from gauchada, pay attention that the lips of the ass have remained even, because after cumming it's like they're left in disarray, so if you're drunk, order her a little bit of the ravioles planchuela that was left disheveled and let her go to ñoba, turn up the music because she's going to fart like the best between cum and exercise, accumulated gas like a bathroom with a hot water heater.
12 comentários - How to do an ass
SABEMOS que no la tenés. Si querés decirle a las minas que te mide 22×6
deciselo, pero TODOS SABEMOS que no te mide eso ni que te la midas con una
regla desde los huevos
Como me rei, buena lo use y funciono a le rompo el ogt a la mina 🙂
van ptos fav. y reco.
No debe confundirse con año.
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Diagrama del ano y el recto.
El ano es un simple orificio que se halla en el extremo terminal (inferior) del tubo digestivo, de la misma manera en que la cavidad oral (boca) es el orificio del extremo inicial (superior).
Está constituido por músculo esfínter voluntario (esfínter externo del ano), recubierto de mucosa, y se trata de una abertura a través de la cual los materiales de desecho de la digestión (heces) salen del cuerpo.
Al orificio anal se le añade por arriba la parte más inferior del recto que precede, y por abajo, la zona cutánea que lo continúa y que lo rodea. Así, en los seres humanos, el ano se convierte en un conducto de unos 15 a 20 milímetros de longitud (canal anal) a través de cual discurren las heces durante la defecación.
Contenido
[ocultar]
1 Localización y relaciones anatómicas del ano
2 Límites del ano
3 Conformación del ano
4 Constitución anatómica de ano
5 Vasos y nervios del ano
6 Uso sexual
6.1 Infecciones de transmisión sexual (ITS)
7 Epidemiología
8 Enfermedades del ano
9 Enlaces externos
[editar] Localización y relaciones anatómicas del ano
El ano está situado en la línea media del cuerpo, un poco por detrás de la línea biisquiática. Se abre en el vértice posterior del periné (o perineo), un poco por delante del cóccix (o cóxis) y en el fondo del surco longitudinal que separa las dos nalgas. El ano es más anterior y un poco más superficial en la mujer que en el hombre.
El ano se encuentra relacionado, por los lados, con el músculo esfínter externo, con las fosas isquiorrectales y con los elevadores del ano, por detrás con el rafe anococcígeo y con los fascículos musculares que en él se insertan y por delante con la uretra (en el hombre) o con la vagina (en la mujer).
[editar] Límites del ano
Ano de una mujer madre, en el que se aprecia la cicatriz del corte entre la vagina y el ano (episiotomía), que puede realizarse durante el parto para ayudar a la salida del bebé por la vagina.
Hay divergencia de opiniones entre los anatomistas respecto a cuáles son los límites anatómicos del ano, pero en general se consideran los siguientes:
Por arriba, el límite es una línea circular, la línea anorrectal, línea dentada o línea pectínea, irregularmente sinuosa, que pasa por el borde de las válvulas semilunares del recto. En esta línea se separa el recto de la piel, el endodermo del ectodermo.
Por debajo, en el periné, el ano está limitado por la línea anoperineal, difícil de delimitar, a partir de la cual surge el vello del periné. La zona de periné que rodea a la línea anoperineal se llama margen anal.
El canal anal es el conducto que se extiende desde la línea dentada hasta la línea anoperineal.
[editar] Conformación del ano
El ano por fuera tiene forma circular cuando está dilatado, cuando pasan las heces o se introduce un objeto. En reposo tiene forma de hendidura anteroposterior de la que parten de forma radiada cierto número de pliegues, los pliegues radiados del ano, que son pronunciados con la contracción del ano y que se borran completamente cuando se dilata el orificio. La piel que rodea al orificio anal se llama margen del ano, y es un tipo de piel más delgada, más colorada, constantemente húmeda y sin vello. Los pelos aparecen a partir de la línea anoperineal y suelen estar más desarrollados en el hombre que en la mujer.
[editar] Constitución anatómica de ano
El conducto anal está formado por un aparato muscular y por piel modificada.
Aparato muscular: formado por fibras lisas circulares dispuestas por fuera de la mucosa y que forman el esfínter interno del ano, por fibras musculares estriadas circulares que forman el esfínter externo del ano. Otros músculos relacionados con el ano son: el músculo retractor del ano, el músculo rectouretral y el músculo elevador del ano.
Revestimiento cutáneo: cubierto por piel modificada, más delgada, menos rica en papilas y que carece por completo de pelos y de glándulas. El canal anal está recubierto por un epitelio escamoso no queratinizado. Por encima del límite superior del canal anal (línea pectínea) existe una zona de transición en el recto de unos 6 a 12 mm, en la que el epitelio escamoso pasa a ser epitelio cilíndrico columnar de una forma progresiva.
[editar] Vasos y nervios del ano
La circulación y la inervación del ano se confunden con la del recto y con las del periné, proporcionadas principalmente por los nervios anales inferiores y por otras ramas del nervio pudendo, como ciertas fibras del nervio perineal. Las arterias del ano proceden en su mayoría de la arteria hemorroidal inferior, rama de la arteria pudenda interna. Los vasos linfáticos desembocan tanto en los ganglios hipogástricos como en los ilíacos externos y en los ganglios linfáticos inguinales.
[editar] Uso sexual
Artículo principal: Sexo anal
Es frecuente en las relaciones sexuales usar el ano femenino o el masculino como órgano de placer (sexo anal), pues en ocasiones no es deseable la penetración vaginal (por temor al embarazo o porque la menstruación resulte dolorosa) o simplemente como otra vía de placer.
Es imprescindible, sin embargo, usar lubricantes, ya que la zona no posee producción propia, como sí ocurre en la vulva. Es necesario usar una técnica de dilatación progresiva para ir logrando una dilatación cómoda del esfinter antes de penetrarlo.
El contacto entre las mucosas ano-pene es intenso y requiere de preservativo; de lo contrario, no se considera sexo seguro, sobre todo por la posibilidad de la transmisión de infecciones de transmisión sexual (el VIH-SIDA, principalmente). El sexo anal es una práctica habitual en los hombres que tienen relaciones sexuales con hombres (véase homosexualidad y heterosexualidad), pero no siempre se practica.
[editar] Infecciones de transmisión sexual (ITS)
Por otra parte, el sexo anal es una práctica relacionada con la infección tanto del virus de la inmunodeficiencia humana (véase sida) como de otras muchas infecciones de transmisión sexual (ITS, antes llamadas enfermedades de transmisión sexual o ETS) y otras infecciones virales, como el virus del papiloma humano (VPH), todos los tipos de hepatitis (a excepción de la hepatitis A), los herpes genitales y otras de origen bacteriano, como la gonorrea y la sífilis, incluso en caso de que no haya eyaculación. Todo esto se debe a la gran frecuencia con que se producen heridas y microheridas en esta zona del cuerpo durante la penetración, al no ser un órgano diseñado específicamente para ello.
[editar] Epidemiología
El ano es la vía de eliminación de varias formas de microorganismos parasitarios, bacterianos y virales, un factor de gran importancia epidemiológica en el entendimiento de la transmisión de enfermedades. Algunas de las más importantes son la poliomielitis, la teniasis, la ascariasis y el cólera.
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- Sí, me jode
- Por?
- No me gusta
- Pero a mi si, está buenisimo
- Te dije que no flaco, a vos te gustaria que yo te chupe la cola?, es un
asco
- Ojalá me chupases la cola!
- Sos lo peor …. (tu nombre)!
- Tomate el 2, mogólica.
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