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BoneTown Walthrough Missionary Beach
Bonetown Walkthrough Part 1 â Missionary Beach
As a fan of life-simulation games like âThe Sims,â but looking for more,
Before you begin playing Bonetown, you must create your character, but be advised that race, is not important because this first character you create isnât used for more than 5 minutes.
Bonetown the game begins with your character getting pissed on by some drunk dude wearing a âButt Manâ T-shirt as you are sleeping on the beach. This drunk dude, Billy, thinks youâre a giant jellyfish, and like anyone, heâs always wanted to piss on a giant jellyfish. But then you start moving, and Billy realizes youâre not some kind of giant jellyfish and gets pissed off and wants to fight because you ruined his first jellyfish pissing.
This is now your first chance to take control of your newly created character. A screen pops up and shows you the controls of the game. Itâs the standard layout adopted by virtually every computer game; the âWâ key to walk forward, âAâ key to move left, âDâ Key to move right, and the âSâ key to back up. Your left and right mouse buttons control your left and right arms for punching. Finally the âCâ key or if you have a middle mouse button is used to block.
Drunk Billy is easy to beat. As your first fight within the first 30 seconds of playing Bonetown, it only takes a few good hits to see Billy drop to the beach like a sack of potatoes. As you will be forced to fight guys, pimps, crackheads, drug dealers, even Ron Jeremy, it's important to learn how to fight effectively. Perfect the timing of your punches and you wonât have to worry about taking on guys twice as powerful as you. Using whatever means necessary, knock down your opponent as quickly as possible. Then, every time they go to stand up, use the right mouse punch again. By the time you swing, they will be standing up right into the punch, and they wonât have time to block. Learn this, and fighting is easy.
Now comes the real reason youâre playing this game. Her name is Candy. After knocking out Billy, this hottie named Candy will approach you and give you the lay of the land in Bonetown. She will tell you that in order to succeed in Bonetown you need to have large sized balls. If you have little tiny balls (and you start out with teeny tiny little balls of course), you arenât going to get anything in Bonetown. Candy takes pity on you however, and teaches you how to treat women properly, and nothing in the world pisses a girl off more than NOT GETTING OFF. Your reward for successfully getting these women to cum is to make your balls grow in size. As your balls grow in size, you can hit on more attractive women. For now though, all you can fuck are really fat chicks (enjoy all you BBW lovers).
At this point, a screen pops up and shows you what youâll need to know to fuck a girl. The âWâ key decreases your speed, âEâ key increases your speed. âSâ key decreases the power of your thrust, and âDâ increases your thrust power. And finally, for that little something extra, the Left mouse button is for action, usually slaps her ass, or makes her deepthroat your cock.
After your pity fuck from Candy, you meet the bad guys in the game. âThe Manâ comes by with his sunglasses and black suit and arrests Candy for indecent public acts and bad choices. âThe Manâ also says that since youâre new, heâs going to let you slide, but if you ever do anything like this again, heâd kick your ass, but then he knocks your ass out.
After âThe Manâ leaves, Billy starts to complain about Candy being arrested, saying that beautiful tits like hers shouldnât be in a cage, tells you to go talk with âUziâ over on the pier, cause âThe Manâ shouldnât be able to get away with this.
At this point, your Bonetown game really begins. Your first mission is to get to Uzi, who is marked by a green dot on your map. Uzi is just down the beach, so walk under the pier, up the stairs to the right, turn right at the top of the stairs, take another right to go down the pier, and voila, there he is.
Talk with Uzi and listen to what he has to tell you. In case you havenât been informed, Uzi lets you know the beauty of drinking alcohol. By taking shots of either beer or whiskey, you can increase your ball size for a limited period. You get about a 25% bump for beer, and about a 50% bump for drinking whiskey, this is all temporary size and decreases as time passed, and will show in a separate meter under your ball meter in the top left of your screen.
Next, Uzi gives you a magic potion made from King Solomonâs Pubic hairs, that gives you the ability to take on the identity of anyone you beat up. And this is exactly why we told you earlier that creating your character at the very beginning of the game isnât worth your time. Press âEâ to drink the potion, and to âtest that shitâ, go to the crackhead lying nearby and press âQâ. Now that you look like a bonefied crackhead, you can get out there and stop âthe man.â NOTE: the âQâ key is used for both assuming identitiesâ AND picking up weapons. You will need to be careful that you will be doing what you want to do. When assuming identities, the top left of the screen will show 2 boxes next to your health (ball) meter. The top shows your ball size, the bottom is your fighting index. Next to these boxes you will see 2 more boxes that show the potential identities ball size and fighting size if you decide to switch. The same goes for weapons.
At this point, itâs best to introduce the Save points in the game. Continue to the end of the pier and on the right you will see a flying, spinning floppy disk. Just hit [enter]while standing over the spinning floppy disk to save your game. Now before we go off and fight âThe Man,â turn around and go down the ramp and grab the floating ticket.
In each neighborhood, Bonetown has âtokensâ that when you collect all 25, you will get access to a special weapon you can use to help you in your fights. Here in Missionary Beach, the Funland Ticket is your token, and your prize is a Carnival Mallet. To see the locations of each ticket on a map click here (Caution this link contains BoneTown Spoilers).
After saving the game, and grabbing the ticket, look on your map and you will now see a blue star icon. Head back down the pier and then left towards the blue star. This is the first mission. It is best to beat someone else up first and get a weapon for the next fight. I actually recommend going to the northwest side of town and catching a bus to Gabacho Heights then go to the yellow arrow on your map to enter the bonevista apartments. You will find a preppy or jock guy in here that you can beat up and take his identity, and you'll find a pretty good weapon in here as well. Each time is different but I generally find a character with at least a 4-5 ball size and a 3-5 fight index, and a weapon with between a 3-5 power. After you get a decent character, you can leave the bone vista apartments, go back through Gabacho Heights to the Missionary Beach bustop and then begin your play in Missionary Beach.
Bonetown Walkthrough Part 2
continued from BoneTown Walthrough Part 1
Missionary Beach Mission One
Save a Crackwhore
Now that youâve arrived at the blue star marked on the map, you talk with a nice little crackwhore named Tricksy. After youâve finished talking with Tricksy, you will see a pink dot and a red dot on your map. The pink dot is the person you are going to be helping, and the red dot is the enemy. Run over to the red dot first and by fighting this crackhead like you fought Billy, beat him up. down, then right punch just as heâs standing up to keep him from being able to attack). The dude will drop some crack and a rolling pin. Use âQâ to equip the rolling pin, and now go back to Tricksy. Now youâll find out that sweet loveable Tricksy has a pimp that wants to kick your ass. Fight the pimp, the rolling pin really helps. When youâve knocked him out Tricksy will reward you for your hard work with a gummer. Mission complete. Now that youâve done your good deed for the day, look on your map for the blue fist icon. This blue fist is a boss, that when you beat him, will give you a special ability. These bosses are tough though, so make sure you at least get a blowjob to replenish your health. If you want, you can have sex with one of the fat chicks or pay a hooker for sex to start increasing your ball size before you fight any bosses. Full health and the extra power from a full ballsack will help you win most of your fights. There are 3 types of sexual experiences in Bonetown, after walking up to a woman, the âEnterâ key will Mack â meaning your character will give the chick one of his many glorious pickup lines. Use the âtabâ key to select the type of sex act. 1)Lips= blowjob - this refills your health, 2)pink thing= vaginal sex - this increases your ball size, 3)Looks like an Orange= anal sex â this serves to both increase your health and ball size. All zones have three major objectives. 1. The Mission. 2. The Boss. 3. The Weed Pipe. Boss Fight One Dances with Pink Elephants For a drunk guy who hangs out at the tennis court, heâs one tough dude. Dances with Pink Elephants drinks beer then throws the bottle at you. Your strategy here should be when he takes a drink, jump over the net and hit him twice with quick hits (left mouse button) then follow up with a power hit (right mouse button.) Only get near him as he takes a swig from his beer, then misses you with 3 beer bottles and you see the pink elephants dancing around his head. After You've beat him up, he will drop 20 beer bottles and give you your first special ability. This ability lets you hit others with bottles the same way that he was throwing at you, and it is useful in many fights. To use your new special move roll your mouse wheel up to select beer, then hold while holding down[/enter][shift][enter]attack with the left mouse button.
Weed Pipe One
Bruce, the Dancing Queer
After kicking Dances with Pink Elephants around the tennis courts, head north to the weed pipe logo, it is marked by a white smoke-like icon on your map. Continue past the ferris wheel and go up the base of the mountain. Kick the crap out of Bruce and you will be rewarded with the $10 pipe. These pipes are seriously important as they allow you to jump higher when you take a puff of weed. Without them, you wonât be able to get tokens, or advance in later levels of the game. Along with the $10 pipe, Bruce will drop a pink dildo. This dildo is a serious weapon, with a damage rating of 4, so itâs probably the best weapon you have encountered so far, make sure to take it, if you don't have a better weapon already.
Now youâre ready to head to the opposite end of the map (South side) where the blue star/yellow triangle is to get to the next zone.
There are many aspects to Bonetown that can either make this a very fun and hilarious game, or a seriously frustrating one. Itâs not just a matter of completing the objectives, you have to have style and flair in your approach. To that end, weâve compiled a list of where all the Tickets are, whoâs the best character to assume the identity of (what, you thought you could only be a crackhead), and where are the secrets in the game.
Bosses
1. Dancing w/ Pink elephant (tennis court) â run when heâs shooting bottles at you, hit 3x, run away (reward â beer bottles â weapon)
2. Bruce (North Mountains)- fight like any other person w/ weapon, knock it out of his hand, pick it up and use it against him (reward - $10 pipe â jump higher)
BoneTown Spoilers Cheats Follow -
Secret Signs from HOD Chick #1
1. NE side of town, top of mountains (don't try to reach her until you have a better pipe).
BoneTown FunLand Tickets - Click here to see the location of Bonetown tickets on a map of Missionary Beach.
1. As you leave the pier, turn right and there's the game's first ticket under the stairs. Pick it up by running into it. 2. Now, go back past the pier, back down the stairs to the beach. Look for the house on the right, and you'll find a second ticket. 3. Under Pier, near water 4. End of pier, opposite of save point, down the boat launch 5. Lifegaurd stand, north side of beach 6. Middle of ferris wheel 7. NW corner of town, Gabacho heights, there's a bench. Circus tent 8. Tallest building near ferris wheel, top of roof. 9. Near Hippe Knockout contest, opposite side of beach, in middle of water fountain 10. Top of Sand bar, 2nd floor, near jukebox 11. 2nd floor, Over wall, past people, between buildings on Sand bar 12. Under mormon Normon sign, middle of city, south of Sand bar 13. Top of Fill up gas station sign, go by jumping up on light pole, then jump to sign 14. Top of gas station roof, SW side of town 15. Around picket fence, past dumpster, past sofa, behind car at gas station 16. Apartment complex, north side, courtyard, 3rd floor left balcony 17. End of Alley with Mr Fresh painted at end, middle of town, close to west side, just S of Screw St 18. N Screw st, Purple roof, west building, top of bearded clam 19. Behind bearded clam, North west side of building, fall behind dumpster (close to 18) 20. Far South East, up in mountains, Edge of beach, straight up 21. Inside tennis courts â pink elephants âsave for last 22. On boardwalk, next to beach, right next to ticket 1 23. North most side of beach, next to tennis court, near wall and rocks on the beach 24. NE, 2nd floor balcony of apartments just south of the Tennis Courts & Ferris wheel 25. North Set of bushes to Garbacho heights Next it is important to note, at the beginning of the pier, there is an âeyeâ on the map and it is a pillar with a pyramid eye. Never have sex or use drugs within eyesight of this or it will invoke the wrath of âthe man.â * be mindful , anyone you beat-up, they usually drop something useful, go by and pick it up, especially at the hippie knockout, money, beer, whiskey, drugs, and weapons. Only pick up weapons if it is stronger than the weapon you currently carry. People to be 1. Dude with glasses, white tank top, jean shorts inside the sandbar has a ball size of 2, and a fight index of 2. Fighting people 1. Timing w/ punching, just before he starts to stand back up, hit w/ right mouse if you have a weapon Bonetown Walkthrough â FirmWood Forest Continued from Part 1, link to Part 2 Now that youâve beaten all that you can currently finish on Missionary beach (you'll have another mission here), and made your way to the entrance to Firmwood Forest (southwest part of Missionary Beach map between mountains at the dock). Stay left across the rocks, continuing left all the way, save your game at the save point, then continue left around the hill, up to the big cross on top of the hill. At the top of the hill near the cross, youâll meet white Jesus. With your 4-6 range character, and at least the pink dildo from Bruce the Dancing Queer, it should be easy to beat him. After beating up White Jesus, he will drop a better weed pipe called The Sherlock. Make sure to pick this up. Now continue along back the way you came, to the save point. Save your game then jump across the small bridge. Once you exit the bridge, stay to the left again close to the water and youâll run into AguaMan. AguaMan will be marked by the star on your map. Boss Fight Two - Aquaman, Latin Superhero Aguaman can be difficult to beat if you donât avoid his weed breath attack. Two fast hits followed by a power hit will knock him down. Once you take about 25% of his health away he will run into the water. When he emerges, do not attack him or you will be stunned by his weed breath. He usually tries using his breath attack 2-4 times, just run around in a circle around him and get ready to strike. The other thing to be careful of is you must stay in his little fighting area, going back the way you came will restart the fight.
After you beat AguaMan, steal his scepter if you need it, and youâll have completed everything on this map.
Once you have beaten Aguaman, you will continue to stay to the left along the water until you come to another small boatlaunch that will take you to Homeland trailer Park. (Don't worry about saving your game yet because there is a save point on the next map, as soon as you enter.)
BoneTown FirmWood Forest Diamonds - Click here to see the location of Bonetown Diamonds on a map of FirmWood Forest.
Collect Diamonds to get the Golden Bone
1. Past rocks, behind large tree to right
2. Past save point, straight ahead between 2 big trees.
3. Left from save point on big rocks
4. Far left, NE past Jesus
5. Continue SE past 4
6. SE of Jesusâs cross, hiding behind a big rock
7. Continue around bend, near edge
8. Turn around from 7, look behind you, should be nearby closer to inner part of island
9. By broken bridge, island in the middle just off to the left
10. Other side of broken bridge, off to far right, at point
11. 4th tree on left diamond in crook of tree.
12. End of point near Aquaman
13. Continue around close to back way you came
14. Edge of water, after aquaman, next to midsized rock
15. Straight E from 14, in crook of tree
16. Torch bridge, middle of jump, will get easily
17. Up to left, next to tree & rock, near edge of land
18. West, top of hill, crook of left tree
19. After torches, near water
20. Left torch, use rock to jump into crook of tree
21. Across from waterfall
22. Turn left, go behind the trees to the rock, use rock to jump into the crook of the trees
23. Past 2 bridges, turn left 20 feet out.
24. Hut behind the fire
25. Near waterfall, facing north, out on rock
Bosses
1. White Jesus â not too hard, just fight normally. Get pipe & cross & weed
2. Aquaman â let him run to water, you run back to rocks, watch for puff of weed when he comes out of the water. Try to stay on opposite side of island from him until he misses you a few times, then run in and beat him. Get the trident.
Bonetown Walkthrough â Homeland Trailer Park
Continued from Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3
Save your game as soon as you get off the boat. Thereâs the disk just to the right.
Head West under the HomeTownPark sign. Turn South, and thereâs the Star right there. Youâll meet Uzi again and he will tell you that all the women in the trailerpark are getting jungle cock fever, and he's tired of fighting them. Your job is to kick all the pygmies out of the area and Uzi will give you a go around with his wife. All the Pink Dots on the map are girls with pygmies â Go kick their asses. After each fight, it might be worth it to refill your health by getting a blowjob from the girl you just âsaved.â
There were about 5 pink dots to take care of during my mission, then you make it to the top of the hill and youâll meet Uzi. Uzi tells you that his wife has been with Pygmies, and you have to save her. Thereâs 6 Pygmies youâll have to take out at one time now. After you win the fight, head to Uziâs trailer and here youâll get the gratitude of both Uzi and his wife (no he's not gonna suck your dick, he lets you have a threesome with him and his wife).
After your time with Uzi and his Wife search around his trailer for weapons and such. After youâve grabbed as much booty as possible, leave the trailer and head for the blue fist on your map.
Boss Fight Three - Abe Schnook The Rabbi
This dude uses a fire breathing attack called the Whiskey flame thatâs kind of painful, so keep your distance from him when youâre not attacking. You will need to use your special attacks in combination with your melee attack power to beat him. Luckily the Rabbi canât take too many punches, so once heâs beaten, you gain the fire breathing special attack and 20 whiskeys. There is no weed pipe in this zone, so replenish your health and balls, save your game at the dock and head back to Firm Wood forest. From Firmwood forest, follow your map to the blue & yellow star back to Missionary Beach. In case youâve got trouble jumping over the rocks, you might want to save your game as you pass the save point. Some people have trouble crossing back. Upon reaching the star, you make your way back to Missionary beach. BoneTown Homeland Trailer Park Jugs - Click here to see the location of Bonetown Jugs on a map of Homeland TrailerPark. Jugs 1. Pier, look up to the right, top of palm tree. 2. Jump over far fence from 1, near mushrooms 3. West, near wall & rock top of hill 4. Back porch of building near 3 5. SSW, past big boulders, and hiding there. 6. South side of island, Out on Rock in water 7. Up on top of hill from 6 S most part of island. 8. Stay out near edge of land, continue around past BBQ pits towards next house 9. Near house. Right next to 8 10. Top of tree, use rock at the top of the hill to jump up. 11. West side of island, north side of inlet on map. 12. Continue North around fence, South of Next water inlet. 13. At point of North inlet, look for trailer to the East. 14. Go South from 12, other side of trailer 15. Next north inlet point 16. East from 14, straight down next to trailer. 17. Continue E from 15 on outside edge of island 18. Stay up in mountains, headed East, curves around South, end up looking down where we started 19. Turn right from 17, ignore tree, continue right (NNW) near bottom of tree & fence. 20. After 17, left at fence, straight in grass/brush, 21. Go back to top of tree jug seen in 18, use rocks to jump into tree 22. Jump to trailer, jump to telephone wires (no need for weed boost, walk slowly up wire till top, then just jump normally), use right wire to walk SW to jug on wire
23. After 4th pole, cross to left wire, continue 2 more poles.
24. Turn around on wires, go back 2 telephone poles down jug down and to the left in fenced in area
25. From crack dealer(right road from start), head east from red pickup truck, weed hit to jump over fence, right there. (trailer with lounge chairs on top)
Bosses
1. Abe Schnook â Slightly hard, just fight normally, but stay way from his fire breath.
Mission
1. Jungle Cock Fever - rid the trailer park of pigmies and save Uzi's wife.
BoneTown Guide for Missionary Beach Mission 2
Bonetown Walkthrough â The Vagetarian Show
Continued from Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, and Part 4
As mentioned before, there is now a new mission on Missionary Beach. You need to get a carrot from the Mormons, because the man has passed a new law that prohibits anyone except mormons from having fresh fruit and vegetables. Two Mormons will immediately run up and attack you, after the cut scene. Once you beat them find the other red and yellow dots on the map and beat up the rest. (They will be close to the area on the map where the Man Eye usually is, but don't worry about an eye during the mission, because it is gone during the mission). Try to engage only one or two at a time, then use your special attacks, and they will be pretty easy to beat. Once you have the carrot, take it back to Marlin and Brandy. A short cut scene will occur followed by three Man agents attacking you after the cutscene. You have to protect Marlin while defeating the agents, he will fight the man agents with you, just make sure you stay close to him while beating them off. Use your special attacks to stun them, then hit them with your carrot weapon (you can always swap the carrot out now for a new weapon if you choose). Once you have destroyed all three man agents, you will be rewarded with a cut scene.
This cutscene allows you to eat pussy for the first time in the game. Enjoy your reward, then save your game on the pier since it is so close, and then follow the blue/yellow star on the northwest side of your map to take the bus to Gabacho Heights.
Bonetown Walkthrough Part 6 â Gabacho Heights
This follows part 5 of the Bonetown game walkthrough.
Havajo Indian Reservation
After arriving at the Havajo Indian Reserve, head straight North on the only road you can. It will curve to the left (west) across a bridge, just keep on the road looking for items to pickup along the way.
As you reach the Save Point, just to the left of the road, save your game. Now, head West past the casino, right (to the North) at the stop sign towards the eye and curve left and around towards the Teepees. Once you reach the teepees, continue out left towards the edge of the land and youâll find Jebediah Ketchum the Missionary.
Weed Pipe Fight
Jebediah Ketchum - The Missionary
Jebediah is one of the easiest fights youâll ever have, it should only take you 6-7 hits to kick his ass. Once youâre done, donât forget to pick up the pipe and head East towards the Blue Star.
Mission Five
Running of the Juices
Apparently the Great Spirit brought you here to bathe in the first squirt of the chiefâs daughter. But of course you must prove worthy, and to do so, you must retrieve the skull from Burning stream, the red eyed lover.
So make your way South Southeast to the edge of the island. Thereâs a red/yellow dot on your map to help you find your way.
To beat the guy where the red/yellow dot is, wait until heâs about 4 steps away and heâs charging you, then right-mouse-button-attack the guy, and youâll defeat him easily. Get the skull and now just bring it back to Chief Red Skull.
Now, if you want, you can fight all the red dots that appear on the map along the way, but we suggest a different approach. Take a hit of crack and run over the mountain North and just keep using the crack until you get back to the chief. After the cut scene, youâll find you need to be the first to spend 1 full minute with the chiefâs daughter, Pocacuntas. For this part, we recommend patience. Do not race the Indians to the top of the mountain, because you will get your ass handed to you. Stay at a good distance behind them and let them beat you to the top. When you get to the top, everyone will be gathered around the totem pole paying attention to the girl. Now you can go to town on those bastards. Burn them with your fire attack or fart attack because they will fall down the mountain and not be smart enough to come back up. As you fight the Indians, remember your primary goal is to reach one minute (in time in black) and prevent the others from reaching one minute (in time in red). Just keep hitting them with flame breath and you shouldnât have any problems. Once youâve been the first to bathe in the first great squirt of Pocacuntas, youâre done. Our next mission is located back in Gabacho Heights, and the fastest way to get there is by falling down the mountainside. Donât worry about your health as falling from mountainsides doesnât hurt you, so make your way straight east, jump off the mountain, and go to the save point, save, and jump in the boat back to Gabacho Height. Casino Chips BoneTown Havajo Indian Reservation - Click here to see the location of Bonetown Casino Chips on a map of Havajo Indian Reservation. 1. Northwest to the road from where you start 2. End of black road North, behind rocks on right 3. Turn West, behind fence on left (south) 4. Crossing bridge, south side on storm drain 5. Stay left, near water, past fill âer up, next to save point 6. Top of hill, SW of beer stand 7. Stay close to building, next to cactus, East of Chief Running Tabâs Trading Post 8. South of Trading Post, near river, close to tree
9. Roof of Casino
10. (headed back to start point) North from bridge, next to cactus West of Skull Lodge
11. North of 10, behind building
12. North East side Huffyâs Paints (next to peyote seller)
13. East of Peyote seller, looks behind fence near storm drain
14. Up hill storm drain, North, Edge of fence
15. Jump over fence NNE, Roof of building w/ TV antenna
16. West from 14, uphill to tree, crook of tree
17. West until big boulder, north to trailer,behind boulder
18. Continue to waterâs edge West, look down (tough to get out from)
19. Way up big mountain top, look off right to mini-mountain NE, top
20. Continue up mountain top, next to totem pole (near pokacuntus)
21. Behind Jebedahâs Teepee
22. Top of West most TeePee
23. Near waterâs edge, behind Teepee Camp north of 19
24. Head South, top of Hill near entrance to Teepee Camp
25. East of Eye, climb up steep mountains, head East to top of mountains
The skull can be found on the Hill near white van, by telephone Poles.
Gabacho Heights Part 2
This follows part 7 of the Bonetown game walkthrough.
After fucking Pocacuntas from the Indian reserve, and returning to Gabacho Heights, you will want to complete the Weed Pipe Fight.
Start by turning South, and make your way to end of the block, and turn left like youâre making the way to the hooker.
At the hooker, turn right and head up the mountain following the path.
You will need your weed powered jumps for this.
It should take you about 4 jumps to reach the top.
Continue back through the trees, youâll find a lot of frogs to pick up on your way to Dinger, the Weed Pipe Boss.
Weed Pipe Boss
Dinger
Dinger is a pretty straight forward fighter.
Just try to stay away from his hand, itâs got a good reach to it.
After you kick his ass, make sure to pick up the B-1 Bonger, then head back North off the mountain, towards the Blue Star, and your next mission, A Royal Penis Whooping.
Chapter Six
A Royal Penis Whooping
Your goal here is to get âthe objectâ for the wife of the Indians, Poonjam. The map shows its location as a yellow dot, and remember to stay away from the red dots.
The invisibility ability Poonjam gives you is not very helpful in our opinion, our recommendation is to âactivateâ 1 agent at a time, kick his ass, and move on to the next one. To do this, pay attention to how the agents move as you first see them. They all walk in their own rectangular pattern. If you time it properly, you can run up to one, hit him, then run back to a safe distance without attracting the attention of any of the other agents. At this point, the agent you hit will charge you to attack, out of the line of sight from the other agents. Keep doing this the whole way down. When you turn the corner at the back of the building, use the same tactic, but use the ramp as protection. When you have beaten them all, take âthe objectâ (a penis) back to Poonjam, located as the pink dot on your screen to the east.
After the cut scene, youâll find you need to go back to the Havajo Indian Reserve with the penis as your weapon to defeat all the Indians.
Havajo Indian Reservation - A royal Penis Whooping
After getting the penis for Poonjam, youâll need to head back to the Havajo Indian Reservation. You will watch another cut scene between Indians and ârealâ Indians. Your goal will be to defeat all the East Indians while protecting Chief Red Trunk. The fart is a great weapon here. If you fail, itâs not the end of the world as you wonât have to restart the mission from the part back in Gabacho Heights, there will just be a blue star in this zone. When you have beaten down all the East Indians, you will get your reward from Poonjam.
Once youâve gotten a piece of Poonjamâs pussy, youâll want to move on to the next part of the game in Nobbing Hill. So first head back to Gabacho Heights. From there, turn east to the Save point, save your game, now run all the way down to the end of the street to the bus stop and enter Nobbling Hill.[/enter][/shift]
Now comes the real reason youâre playing this game. Her name is Candy. After knocking out Billy, this hottie named Candy will approach you and give you the lay of the land in Bonetown. She will tell you that in order to succeed in Bonetown you need to have large sized balls. If you have little tiny balls (and you start out with teeny tiny little balls of course), you arenât going to get anything in Bonetown. Candy takes pity on you however, and teaches you how to treat women properly, and nothing in the world pisses a girl off more than NOT GETTING OFF. Your reward for successfully getting these women to cum is to make your balls grow in size. As your balls grow in size, you can hit on more attractive women. For now though, all you can fuck are really fat chicks (enjoy all you BBW lovers).
At this point, a screen pops up and shows you what youâll need to know to fuck a girl. The âWâ key decreases your speed, âEâ key increases your speed. âSâ key decreases the power of your thrust, and âDâ increases your thrust power. And finally, for that little something extra, the Left mouse button is for action, usually slaps her ass, or makes her deepthroat your cock.
After your pity fuck from Candy, you meet the bad guys in the game. âThe Manâ comes by with his sunglasses and black suit and arrests Candy for indecent public acts and bad choices. âThe Manâ also says that since youâre new, heâs going to let you slide, but if you ever do anything like this again, heâd kick your ass, but then he knocks your ass out.
After âThe Manâ leaves, Billy starts to complain about Candy being arrested, saying that beautiful tits like hers shouldnât be in a cage, tells you to go talk with âUziâ over on the pier, cause âThe Manâ shouldnât be able to get away with this.
At this point, your Bonetown game really begins. Your first mission is to get to Uzi, who is marked by a green dot on your map. Uzi is just down the beach, so walk under the pier, up the stairs to the right, turn right at the top of the stairs, take another right to go down the pier, and voila, there he is.
Talk with Uzi and listen to what he has to tell you. In case you havenât been informed, Uzi lets you know the beauty of drinking alcohol. By taking shots of either beer or whiskey, you can increase your ball size for a limited period. You get about a 25% bump for beer, and about a 50% bump for drinking whiskey, this is all temporary size and decreases as time passed, and will show in a separate meter under your ball meter in the top left of your screen.
Next, Uzi gives you a magic potion made from King Solomonâs Pubic hairs, that gives you the ability to take on the identity of anyone you beat up. And this is exactly why we told you earlier that creating your character at the very beginning of the game isnât worth your time. Press âEâ to drink the potion, and to âtest that shitâ, go to the crackhead lying nearby and press âQâ. Now that you look like a bonefied crackhead, you can get out there and stop âthe man.â NOTE: the âQâ key is used for both assuming identitiesâ AND picking up weapons. You will need to be careful that you will be doing what you want to do. When assuming identities, the top left of the screen will show 2 boxes next to your health (ball) meter. The top shows your ball size, the bottom is your fighting index. Next to these boxes you will see 2 more boxes that show the potential identities ball size and fighting size if you decide to switch. The same goes for weapons.
At this point, itâs best to introduce the Save points in the game. Continue to the end of the pier and on the right you will see a flying, spinning floppy disk. Just hit [enter]while standing over the spinning floppy disk to save your game. Now before we go off and fight âThe Man,â turn around and go down the ramp and grab the floating ticket.
In each neighborhood, Bonetown has âtokensâ that when you collect all 25, you will get access to a special weapon you can use to help you in your fights. Here in Missionary Beach, the Funland Ticket is your token, and your prize is a Carnival Mallet. To see the locations of each ticket on a map click here (Caution this link contains BoneTown Spoilers).
After saving the game, and grabbing the ticket, look on your map and you will now see a blue star icon. Head back down the pier and then left towards the blue star. This is the first mission. It is best to beat someone else up first and get a weapon for the next fight. I actually recommend going to the northwest side of town and catching a bus to Gabacho Heights then go to the yellow arrow on your map to enter the bonevista apartments. You will find a preppy or jock guy in here that you can beat up and take his identity, and you'll find a pretty good weapon in here as well. Each time is different but I generally find a character with at least a 4-5 ball size and a 3-5 fight index, and a weapon with between a 3-5 power. After you get a decent character, you can leave the bone vista apartments, go back through Gabacho Heights to the Missionary Beach bustop and then begin your play in Missionary Beach.
Bonetown Walkthrough Part 2
continued from BoneTown Walthrough Part 1
Missionary Beach Mission One
Save a Crackwhore
Now that youâve arrived at the blue star marked on the map, you talk with a nice little crackwhore named Tricksy. After youâve finished talking with Tricksy, you will see a pink dot and a red dot on your map. The pink dot is the person you are going to be helping, and the red dot is the enemy. Run over to the red dot first and by fighting this crackhead like you fought Billy, beat him up. down, then right punch just as heâs standing up to keep him from being able to attack). The dude will drop some crack and a rolling pin. Use âQâ to equip the rolling pin, and now go back to Tricksy. Now youâll find out that sweet loveable Tricksy has a pimp that wants to kick your ass. Fight the pimp, the rolling pin really helps. When youâve knocked him out Tricksy will reward you for your hard work with a gummer. Mission complete. Now that youâve done your good deed for the day, look on your map for the blue fist icon. This blue fist is a boss, that when you beat him, will give you a special ability. These bosses are tough though, so make sure you at least get a blowjob to replenish your health. If you want, you can have sex with one of the fat chicks or pay a hooker for sex to start increasing your ball size before you fight any bosses. Full health and the extra power from a full ballsack will help you win most of your fights. There are 3 types of sexual experiences in Bonetown, after walking up to a woman, the âEnterâ key will Mack â meaning your character will give the chick one of his many glorious pickup lines. Use the âtabâ key to select the type of sex act. 1)Lips= blowjob - this refills your health, 2)pink thing= vaginal sex - this increases your ball size, 3)Looks like an Orange= anal sex â this serves to both increase your health and ball size. All zones have three major objectives. 1. The Mission. 2. The Boss. 3. The Weed Pipe. Boss Fight One Dances with Pink Elephants For a drunk guy who hangs out at the tennis court, heâs one tough dude. Dances with Pink Elephants drinks beer then throws the bottle at you. Your strategy here should be when he takes a drink, jump over the net and hit him twice with quick hits (left mouse button) then follow up with a power hit (right mouse button.) Only get near him as he takes a swig from his beer, then misses you with 3 beer bottles and you see the pink elephants dancing around his head. After You've beat him up, he will drop 20 beer bottles and give you your first special ability. This ability lets you hit others with bottles the same way that he was throwing at you, and it is useful in many fights. To use your new special move roll your mouse wheel up to select beer, then hold while holding down[/enter][shift][enter]attack with the left mouse button.
Weed Pipe One
Bruce, the Dancing Queer
After kicking Dances with Pink Elephants around the tennis courts, head north to the weed pipe logo, it is marked by a white smoke-like icon on your map. Continue past the ferris wheel and go up the base of the mountain. Kick the crap out of Bruce and you will be rewarded with the $10 pipe. These pipes are seriously important as they allow you to jump higher when you take a puff of weed. Without them, you wonât be able to get tokens, or advance in later levels of the game. Along with the $10 pipe, Bruce will drop a pink dildo. This dildo is a serious weapon, with a damage rating of 4, so itâs probably the best weapon you have encountered so far, make sure to take it, if you don't have a better weapon already.
Now youâre ready to head to the opposite end of the map (South side) where the blue star/yellow triangle is to get to the next zone.
There are many aspects to Bonetown that can either make this a very fun and hilarious game, or a seriously frustrating one. Itâs not just a matter of completing the objectives, you have to have style and flair in your approach. To that end, weâve compiled a list of where all the Tickets are, whoâs the best character to assume the identity of (what, you thought you could only be a crackhead), and where are the secrets in the game.
Bosses
1. Dancing w/ Pink elephant (tennis court) â run when heâs shooting bottles at you, hit 3x, run away (reward â beer bottles â weapon)
2. Bruce (North Mountains)- fight like any other person w/ weapon, knock it out of his hand, pick it up and use it against him (reward - $10 pipe â jump higher)
BoneTown Spoilers Cheats Follow -
Secret Signs from HOD Chick #1
1. NE side of town, top of mountains (don't try to reach her until you have a better pipe).
BoneTown FunLand Tickets - Click here to see the location of Bonetown tickets on a map of Missionary Beach.
1. As you leave the pier, turn right and there's the game's first ticket under the stairs. Pick it up by running into it. 2. Now, go back past the pier, back down the stairs to the beach. Look for the house on the right, and you'll find a second ticket. 3. Under Pier, near water 4. End of pier, opposite of save point, down the boat launch 5. Lifegaurd stand, north side of beach 6. Middle of ferris wheel 7. NW corner of town, Gabacho heights, there's a bench. Circus tent 8. Tallest building near ferris wheel, top of roof. 9. Near Hippe Knockout contest, opposite side of beach, in middle of water fountain 10. Top of Sand bar, 2nd floor, near jukebox 11. 2nd floor, Over wall, past people, between buildings on Sand bar 12. Under mormon Normon sign, middle of city, south of Sand bar 13. Top of Fill up gas station sign, go by jumping up on light pole, then jump to sign 14. Top of gas station roof, SW side of town 15. Around picket fence, past dumpster, past sofa, behind car at gas station 16. Apartment complex, north side, courtyard, 3rd floor left balcony 17. End of Alley with Mr Fresh painted at end, middle of town, close to west side, just S of Screw St 18. N Screw st, Purple roof, west building, top of bearded clam 19. Behind bearded clam, North west side of building, fall behind dumpster (close to 18) 20. Far South East, up in mountains, Edge of beach, straight up 21. Inside tennis courts â pink elephants âsave for last 22. On boardwalk, next to beach, right next to ticket 1 23. North most side of beach, next to tennis court, near wall and rocks on the beach 24. NE, 2nd floor balcony of apartments just south of the Tennis Courts & Ferris wheel 25. North Set of bushes to Garbacho heights Next it is important to note, at the beginning of the pier, there is an âeyeâ on the map and it is a pillar with a pyramid eye. Never have sex or use drugs within eyesight of this or it will invoke the wrath of âthe man.â * be mindful , anyone you beat-up, they usually drop something useful, go by and pick it up, especially at the hippie knockout, money, beer, whiskey, drugs, and weapons. Only pick up weapons if it is stronger than the weapon you currently carry. People to be 1. Dude with glasses, white tank top, jean shorts inside the sandbar has a ball size of 2, and a fight index of 2. Fighting people 1. Timing w/ punching, just before he starts to stand back up, hit w/ right mouse if you have a weapon Bonetown Walkthrough â FirmWood Forest Continued from Part 1, link to Part 2 Now that youâve beaten all that you can currently finish on Missionary beach (you'll have another mission here), and made your way to the entrance to Firmwood Forest (southwest part of Missionary Beach map between mountains at the dock). Stay left across the rocks, continuing left all the way, save your game at the save point, then continue left around the hill, up to the big cross on top of the hill. At the top of the hill near the cross, youâll meet white Jesus. With your 4-6 range character, and at least the pink dildo from Bruce the Dancing Queer, it should be easy to beat him. After beating up White Jesus, he will drop a better weed pipe called The Sherlock. Make sure to pick this up. Now continue along back the way you came, to the save point. Save your game then jump across the small bridge. Once you exit the bridge, stay to the left again close to the water and youâll run into AguaMan. AguaMan will be marked by the star on your map. Boss Fight Two - Aquaman, Latin Superhero Aguaman can be difficult to beat if you donât avoid his weed breath attack. Two fast hits followed by a power hit will knock him down. Once you take about 25% of his health away he will run into the water. When he emerges, do not attack him or you will be stunned by his weed breath. He usually tries using his breath attack 2-4 times, just run around in a circle around him and get ready to strike. The other thing to be careful of is you must stay in his little fighting area, going back the way you came will restart the fight.
After you beat AguaMan, steal his scepter if you need it, and youâll have completed everything on this map.
Once you have beaten Aguaman, you will continue to stay to the left along the water until you come to another small boatlaunch that will take you to Homeland trailer Park. (Don't worry about saving your game yet because there is a save point on the next map, as soon as you enter.)
BoneTown FirmWood Forest Diamonds - Click here to see the location of Bonetown Diamonds on a map of FirmWood Forest.
Collect Diamonds to get the Golden Bone
1. Past rocks, behind large tree to right
2. Past save point, straight ahead between 2 big trees.
3. Left from save point on big rocks
4. Far left, NE past Jesus
5. Continue SE past 4
6. SE of Jesusâs cross, hiding behind a big rock
7. Continue around bend, near edge
8. Turn around from 7, look behind you, should be nearby closer to inner part of island
9. By broken bridge, island in the middle just off to the left
10. Other side of broken bridge, off to far right, at point
11. 4th tree on left diamond in crook of tree.
12. End of point near Aquaman
13. Continue around close to back way you came
14. Edge of water, after aquaman, next to midsized rock
15. Straight E from 14, in crook of tree
16. Torch bridge, middle of jump, will get easily
17. Up to left, next to tree & rock, near edge of land
18. West, top of hill, crook of left tree
19. After torches, near water
20. Left torch, use rock to jump into crook of tree
21. Across from waterfall
22. Turn left, go behind the trees to the rock, use rock to jump into the crook of the trees
23. Past 2 bridges, turn left 20 feet out.
24. Hut behind the fire
25. Near waterfall, facing north, out on rock
Bosses
1. White Jesus â not too hard, just fight normally. Get pipe & cross & weed
2. Aquaman â let him run to water, you run back to rocks, watch for puff of weed when he comes out of the water. Try to stay on opposite side of island from him until he misses you a few times, then run in and beat him. Get the trident.
Bonetown Walkthrough â Homeland Trailer Park
Continued from Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3
Save your game as soon as you get off the boat. Thereâs the disk just to the right.
Head West under the HomeTownPark sign. Turn South, and thereâs the Star right there. Youâll meet Uzi again and he will tell you that all the women in the trailerpark are getting jungle cock fever, and he's tired of fighting them. Your job is to kick all the pygmies out of the area and Uzi will give you a go around with his wife. All the Pink Dots on the map are girls with pygmies â Go kick their asses. After each fight, it might be worth it to refill your health by getting a blowjob from the girl you just âsaved.â
There were about 5 pink dots to take care of during my mission, then you make it to the top of the hill and youâll meet Uzi. Uzi tells you that his wife has been with Pygmies, and you have to save her. Thereâs 6 Pygmies youâll have to take out at one time now. After you win the fight, head to Uziâs trailer and here youâll get the gratitude of both Uzi and his wife (no he's not gonna suck your dick, he lets you have a threesome with him and his wife).
After your time with Uzi and his Wife search around his trailer for weapons and such. After youâve grabbed as much booty as possible, leave the trailer and head for the blue fist on your map.
Boss Fight Three - Abe Schnook The Rabbi
This dude uses a fire breathing attack called the Whiskey flame thatâs kind of painful, so keep your distance from him when youâre not attacking. You will need to use your special attacks in combination with your melee attack power to beat him. Luckily the Rabbi canât take too many punches, so once heâs beaten, you gain the fire breathing special attack and 20 whiskeys. There is no weed pipe in this zone, so replenish your health and balls, save your game at the dock and head back to Firm Wood forest. From Firmwood forest, follow your map to the blue & yellow star back to Missionary Beach. In case youâve got trouble jumping over the rocks, you might want to save your game as you pass the save point. Some people have trouble crossing back. Upon reaching the star, you make your way back to Missionary beach. BoneTown Homeland Trailer Park Jugs - Click here to see the location of Bonetown Jugs on a map of Homeland TrailerPark. Jugs 1. Pier, look up to the right, top of palm tree. 2. Jump over far fence from 1, near mushrooms 3. West, near wall & rock top of hill 4. Back porch of building near 3 5. SSW, past big boulders, and hiding there. 6. South side of island, Out on Rock in water 7. Up on top of hill from 6 S most part of island. 8. Stay out near edge of land, continue around past BBQ pits towards next house 9. Near house. Right next to 8 10. Top of tree, use rock at the top of the hill to jump up. 11. West side of island, north side of inlet on map. 12. Continue North around fence, South of Next water inlet. 13. At point of North inlet, look for trailer to the East. 14. Go South from 12, other side of trailer 15. Next north inlet point 16. East from 14, straight down next to trailer. 17. Continue E from 15 on outside edge of island 18. Stay up in mountains, headed East, curves around South, end up looking down where we started 19. Turn right from 17, ignore tree, continue right (NNW) near bottom of tree & fence. 20. After 17, left at fence, straight in grass/brush, 21. Go back to top of tree jug seen in 18, use rocks to jump into tree 22. Jump to trailer, jump to telephone wires (no need for weed boost, walk slowly up wire till top, then just jump normally), use right wire to walk SW to jug on wire
23. After 4th pole, cross to left wire, continue 2 more poles.
24. Turn around on wires, go back 2 telephone poles down jug down and to the left in fenced in area
25. From crack dealer(right road from start), head east from red pickup truck, weed hit to jump over fence, right there. (trailer with lounge chairs on top)
Bosses
1. Abe Schnook â Slightly hard, just fight normally, but stay way from his fire breath.
Mission
1. Jungle Cock Fever - rid the trailer park of pigmies and save Uzi's wife.
BoneTown Guide for Missionary Beach Mission 2
Bonetown Walkthrough â The Vagetarian Show
Continued from Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, and Part 4
As mentioned before, there is now a new mission on Missionary Beach. You need to get a carrot from the Mormons, because the man has passed a new law that prohibits anyone except mormons from having fresh fruit and vegetables. Two Mormons will immediately run up and attack you, after the cut scene. Once you beat them find the other red and yellow dots on the map and beat up the rest. (They will be close to the area on the map where the Man Eye usually is, but don't worry about an eye during the mission, because it is gone during the mission). Try to engage only one or two at a time, then use your special attacks, and they will be pretty easy to beat. Once you have the carrot, take it back to Marlin and Brandy. A short cut scene will occur followed by three Man agents attacking you after the cutscene. You have to protect Marlin while defeating the agents, he will fight the man agents with you, just make sure you stay close to him while beating them off. Use your special attacks to stun them, then hit them with your carrot weapon (you can always swap the carrot out now for a new weapon if you choose). Once you have destroyed all three man agents, you will be rewarded with a cut scene.
This cutscene allows you to eat pussy for the first time in the game. Enjoy your reward, then save your game on the pier since it is so close, and then follow the blue/yellow star on the northwest side of your map to take the bus to Gabacho Heights.
Bonetown Walkthrough Part 6 â Gabacho Heights
This follows part 5 of the Bonetown game walkthrough.
Havajo Indian Reservation
After arriving at the Havajo Indian Reserve, head straight North on the only road you can. It will curve to the left (west) across a bridge, just keep on the road looking for items to pickup along the way.
As you reach the Save Point, just to the left of the road, save your game. Now, head West past the casino, right (to the North) at the stop sign towards the eye and curve left and around towards the Teepees. Once you reach the teepees, continue out left towards the edge of the land and youâll find Jebediah Ketchum the Missionary.
Weed Pipe Fight
Jebediah Ketchum - The Missionary
Jebediah is one of the easiest fights youâll ever have, it should only take you 6-7 hits to kick his ass. Once youâre done, donât forget to pick up the pipe and head East towards the Blue Star.
Mission Five
Running of the Juices
Apparently the Great Spirit brought you here to bathe in the first squirt of the chiefâs daughter. But of course you must prove worthy, and to do so, you must retrieve the skull from Burning stream, the red eyed lover.
So make your way South Southeast to the edge of the island. Thereâs a red/yellow dot on your map to help you find your way.
To beat the guy where the red/yellow dot is, wait until heâs about 4 steps away and heâs charging you, then right-mouse-button-attack the guy, and youâll defeat him easily. Get the skull and now just bring it back to Chief Red Skull.
Now, if you want, you can fight all the red dots that appear on the map along the way, but we suggest a different approach. Take a hit of crack and run over the mountain North and just keep using the crack until you get back to the chief. After the cut scene, youâll find you need to be the first to spend 1 full minute with the chiefâs daughter, Pocacuntas. For this part, we recommend patience. Do not race the Indians to the top of the mountain, because you will get your ass handed to you. Stay at a good distance behind them and let them beat you to the top. When you get to the top, everyone will be gathered around the totem pole paying attention to the girl. Now you can go to town on those bastards. Burn them with your fire attack or fart attack because they will fall down the mountain and not be smart enough to come back up. As you fight the Indians, remember your primary goal is to reach one minute (in time in black) and prevent the others from reaching one minute (in time in red). Just keep hitting them with flame breath and you shouldnât have any problems. Once youâve been the first to bathe in the first great squirt of Pocacuntas, youâre done. Our next mission is located back in Gabacho Heights, and the fastest way to get there is by falling down the mountainside. Donât worry about your health as falling from mountainsides doesnât hurt you, so make your way straight east, jump off the mountain, and go to the save point, save, and jump in the boat back to Gabacho Height. Casino Chips BoneTown Havajo Indian Reservation - Click here to see the location of Bonetown Casino Chips on a map of Havajo Indian Reservation. 1. Northwest to the road from where you start 2. End of black road North, behind rocks on right 3. Turn West, behind fence on left (south) 4. Crossing bridge, south side on storm drain 5. Stay left, near water, past fill âer up, next to save point 6. Top of hill, SW of beer stand 7. Stay close to building, next to cactus, East of Chief Running Tabâs Trading Post 8. South of Trading Post, near river, close to tree
9. Roof of Casino
10. (headed back to start point) North from bridge, next to cactus West of Skull Lodge
11. North of 10, behind building
12. North East side Huffyâs Paints (next to peyote seller)
13. East of Peyote seller, looks behind fence near storm drain
14. Up hill storm drain, North, Edge of fence
15. Jump over fence NNE, Roof of building w/ TV antenna
16. West from 14, uphill to tree, crook of tree
17. West until big boulder, north to trailer,behind boulder
18. Continue to waterâs edge West, look down (tough to get out from)
19. Way up big mountain top, look off right to mini-mountain NE, top
20. Continue up mountain top, next to totem pole (near pokacuntus)
21. Behind Jebedahâs Teepee
22. Top of West most TeePee
23. Near waterâs edge, behind Teepee Camp north of 19
24. Head South, top of Hill near entrance to Teepee Camp
25. East of Eye, climb up steep mountains, head East to top of mountains
The skull can be found on the Hill near white van, by telephone Poles.
Gabacho Heights Part 2
This follows part 7 of the Bonetown game walkthrough.
After fucking Pocacuntas from the Indian reserve, and returning to Gabacho Heights, you will want to complete the Weed Pipe Fight.
Start by turning South, and make your way to end of the block, and turn left like youâre making the way to the hooker.
At the hooker, turn right and head up the mountain following the path.
You will need your weed powered jumps for this.
It should take you about 4 jumps to reach the top.
Continue back through the trees, youâll find a lot of frogs to pick up on your way to Dinger, the Weed Pipe Boss.
Weed Pipe Boss
Dinger
Dinger is a pretty straight forward fighter.
Just try to stay away from his hand, itâs got a good reach to it.
After you kick his ass, make sure to pick up the B-1 Bonger, then head back North off the mountain, towards the Blue Star, and your next mission, A Royal Penis Whooping.
Chapter Six
A Royal Penis Whooping
Your goal here is to get âthe objectâ for the wife of the Indians, Poonjam. The map shows its location as a yellow dot, and remember to stay away from the red dots.
The invisibility ability Poonjam gives you is not very helpful in our opinion, our recommendation is to âactivateâ 1 agent at a time, kick his ass, and move on to the next one. To do this, pay attention to how the agents move as you first see them. They all walk in their own rectangular pattern. If you time it properly, you can run up to one, hit him, then run back to a safe distance without attracting the attention of any of the other agents. At this point, the agent you hit will charge you to attack, out of the line of sight from the other agents. Keep doing this the whole way down. When you turn the corner at the back of the building, use the same tactic, but use the ramp as protection. When you have beaten them all, take âthe objectâ (a penis) back to Poonjam, located as the pink dot on your screen to the east.
After the cut scene, youâll find you need to go back to the Havajo Indian Reserve with the penis as your weapon to defeat all the Indians.
Havajo Indian Reservation - A royal Penis Whooping
After getting the penis for Poonjam, youâll need to head back to the Havajo Indian Reservation. You will watch another cut scene between Indians and ârealâ Indians. Your goal will be to defeat all the East Indians while protecting Chief Red Trunk. The fart is a great weapon here. If you fail, itâs not the end of the world as you wonât have to restart the mission from the part back in Gabacho Heights, there will just be a blue star in this zone. When you have beaten down all the East Indians, you will get your reward from Poonjam.
Once youâve gotten a piece of Poonjamâs pussy, youâll want to move on to the next part of the game in Nobbing Hill. So first head back to Gabacho Heights. From there, turn east to the Save point, save your game, now run all the way down to the end of the street to the bus stop and enter Nobbling Hill.[/enter][/shift]
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