Los trucos no conocidos para pajearse

Many techniques for doing one of the greatest vices and pleasures of man. For all the world's masturbators, here are the unknown tricks to wank...

HELL IN THE TOWER

Place an abundant amount of Warm Cream (RadioSalil, Reflex, etc) in your hand. Later, start rubbing the penis as you like. After a few minutes, it will feel like the 'doll' is warming up, providing a very pleasant sensation. If the temperature has risen too high, rinse the member with cold water and continue.

THE GREAT RED OCTOPUS

It's done submerged in pools, bathtubs, hot tubs, etc. It's extremely relaxing and recommended for summer. For hygiene reasons, change the water once it's finished; if this isn't possible, like with pools, just don't get back in. Don't try it in the sea or contaminated waters.
Take your semi-erect cock with your hand and at the cry of BY THE POWER OF... watch it grow. Once reached maximum size, proceed to your liking.

The Egocentric

Stand in front of a mirror while masturbating and start shouting stimulating words, for example: 'I'm so tasty!', 'What a piece of sardine I've got!', 'How I'd suck it if I could!' etc. It's ideal for people with low self-esteem.Instead of moving the organ, it is hit against some object or surface that is not very hard. It's a moderately difficult form of masturbation, so it's recommended for experienced guys.Insert two 'bombitas' with warm water and holding one in each hand, place them on either side of the 'shaft' and rub energetically. It's a simple and very entertaining routine recommended to all guys in general. It often happens that the water globules burst if rubbed too much, if this occurs don't get discouraged, inflate another and continue.Sit down and place your hand under your booty for a few minutes until it calms down. Then proceed to masturbate yourself. This way of masturbating is unique and very pleasurable. We invite all our followers to practice it.Join two wooden beds, preferably, leaving a gap of about two centimeters. Then insert the 'canelón' into that gap and rub at your discretion. This maneuver is not simple and requires a lot of practice, so it's not suitable for beginner dildos.

LADY FLORINDA

Wrap the inside of a large diameter roller with leather. Once ready, insert your penis moving and rotating the roller. As a precaution, when choosing the roller, test that its diameter is greater than that of your erect cock. It may happen that it gets stuck half-erect but once fully erected you won't be able to remove it and will have to cut the roller at risk.
Inspired by the famous inquisitor, this is an ideal discipline for masochists. Autoflagellate as it suits you best while being hit with a blunt object and if you like, insult energetically.This is a novel way of self-stimulation in which the hand remains at rest while the pelvis performs continuous pulsating movement. It can be practiced in various positions: horizontal (face up or down), vertical, kneeling, squatting, etc. Suitable for all levels of masturbators.
It is the simplest and oldest way to masturbate. It consists of giving a continuous movement to the male member with the help of the hand. A classic always up-to-date.According to the time of day it is performed, masturbation takes on different names, namely: The morninger ideal for starting the day relaxed and freeing oneself from daily stress. The siesta one is recommended after abundant lunches as a digestive. The nocturnal one also known as the sleepy one is very convenient at bedtime to overcome insomnia and achieve a pleasant sleep.It's done in any possible way but with the addition of a condom. It's extremely hygienic and it's recommended to do it in places where you don't want to leave traces of 'mess' (e.g. on beds, in cars, in closets, in other people's bathrooms, etc.). Ideal for beginners. Once you're done, throw the condom away, don't be dirty.

The Slippery One

The 'doll' is united with all kinds of lubricating substances such as vaseline, oils, creams, lotions or ointments. Once this operation has been carried out, one proceeds to masturbate in any of the forms already explained. It is extremely pleasant and recommended for all levels of masturbators from beginners to advanced ones. Do not use substances that irritate the skin nor edible foods, such as cream cheese or taco. This is bizarre.
This is a practice that requires having some time and easy-to-obtain elements. The 1st step is to put a medium-sized beef cut in the microwave for approx. 40 sec with a little edible oil added, without salt. Once hot, roll the beef in the 'marmota' and then start moving. Attention!!!: never use osso buco or rib cuts, there are fatal cases known from this gross mistake.This is a maneuver classified as of great difficulty. It consists in standing on one leg and with the remaining (suspended in the air) pressing the member at the same time as sticking kicks like trying to pull out one motor. There are few people capable of performing it.Sitting at the desk of an office, you can attend to your executive tasks and masturbate at the same time. To do so, line the desk drawer with nylon and punch in the key as desired, aiming for the drawer. Once done, ask your secretary to clean it up because the drawer will start smelling like codfish soon.
It can be done with any of the techniques already explained, but in front of several people. The more people there are, the better it is. It's ideal for shy people as it helps to develop personality.It's very simple although not very practiced. The difference with other forms lies in the way of attachment of the 'marsupial' which is taken by the end with fingers together. Suitable for all levels and ages.

THE GREAT PIEDRA NAJA

It's a very friendly way to touch yourself. You need to wear a coat or overcoat with holes drilled in both pockets. These openings will serve so that you can caress the 'ermine' with either of your hands. It's ideal for masturbating in cinemas, classrooms, and auditoriums without being discovered.
When you go to the vegetable stand ask for a watermelon or cantaloupe with a circular caladura. Then, wherever you want, introduce the 'mamut' carefully and proceed as you like. After finishing, throwing away the melon may cause an unpleasant surprise for someone.Hold the member with your less dexterous hand and with the other 'scrape' the tip of the same using the palm. It's an operation similar to lighting a match. Requires certain training.Many times the 'quesillo' results in a nuisance. A solution is to put a quarter of a sock on the head of the 'pichón' while hand-running. Cotton socks are recommended for their better absorption.This is a very original way to masturbate. The main difference lies in the grip of the 'zonzo', which is achieved using wrists instead of hands. Since fingers are not used, the forearm-wrist combination plays a fundamental role, providing the movement. It's very entertaining and easy to practice, besides being a solution for people with disabilities.

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