Today my boss told me that we have a baptism on Saturday. It was like she said, look at it, up the ass, pick meat... What a pain in the balls brother! There's no right or left. I already see myself with tight shoes, tight belt, and a cramped church bench, waiting for the priest to put the holy oil on the dude and fire and water and all that stuff. To make things worse, I'm looking at the mothers' tits (the husbands of breastfeeding mothers will understand) at risk of getting hit by the husband or priest. Excuse me to those who profess a religion, I don't want to offend anyone, but... If you didn't notice, my religion sucks my balls, at least until the body of Christ is a good chorizo sausage. What a pain in the balls brother!
Then I started thinking why all this fills me up so much and remembered the seven deadly sins, right? And I read... The seven deadly sins are a classification of vices mentioned in the early teachings of Christianity to educate its followers about Christian morality
Is it worth posting? Is it worth posting!TODAY: 7 capital sins of erotic photography...Before anything, I'd jerk off to all of them, I don't evaluate the photo by ball-hugging, I just do a quick scan to get it on. I clarify because otherwise they'll start calling me a faggot, and it wouldn't be bad to be one, but since I have hemorrhoids, I'd rather not now, which could be catastrophic... I could go into spontaneous combustion and come out shitting like a firehose in December... if you ever see a comet coming out of San Telmo (and it's not Christmas) you'll know... I've become a faggot!
LustThe lust (in Latin, luxus, 'abundance', 'exuberance') is usually considered as the sin produced by excessive thoughts of sexual nature. In photos we can see a babe who's going crazy, but you can't fuck anyone! She's made to make us suffer... Don't waste black guy polishing his drums or sticking out your teeth with Corega, this one won't even let you in even if you're drugged with scopolamine.
Gula:The gluttony (in Latin, gula) is identified with gluttony, excessive consumption of food and drink. I like the plump woman, for me that's not a sin, the sin is the cute one who has hunger for cock and by the way, she gets it with another. That's the problem of gluttony brother... always want to suck a good cock. but not yours... I remember and I want to cut her off (And surely I will cut her off, and then they'll want to suck me!)
Codicea: Greed (in Latin, avaritia) is -like lust and gluttony- a sin of excess. However, greed only applies to the acquisition of wealth in particular. You see it in those photos of cuties that never show... they show half a breast, half a lip, half a vulva... and you're like a fool moving your head on the monitor to see if you can sneak a peek between the clothes... better make yourself come with the back cover of the 1984 Destape magazine that had Luisa Albinoni in a yellow mayonnaise pato...
Sloth Laziness (in Latin, acidia) is the most 'metaphysical' of capital sins, as it refers to the inability to accept and take responsibility for one's own existence. In the photos you can see it reflected in those sky-high ceilings that fall apart, those walls without plaster, those photos that decide... daughter of a slut, take her out against the fig tree, on the grass of the square, but not with that background... don't you see that I'm falling apart like the wall!
Ira:The rage (in Latin, ira) can be described as an unorganized and uncontrollable feeling of hatred and anger. And that's what happens to me when I see those pictures of cuties doing the duck face. A lot was said about this, but what they didn't understand is that closed mouths DON'T WARM UP MAMA... it's equivalent to saying I'm going down on you with my teeth clenched. Deserotizes more than a free shot in Italian calcio!
Envy:As greed, envy (in Latin, invidia) is characterized by an insatiable desire. It's like those whores that screw 10 guys at once (none of them are you) and they give it to me here and there and ask for more and scream and get it all at the same time through the same hole and give it to me and give it to me, and my brother gives me envy... and the recontraputamadre that bore me... now I'm coming back, I'm crying.
PridePride (in Latin, superbia) is considered the original and most serious of the capital sins, and indeed it is also the main source from which the others derive. And proud girls and older ladies appear and leave you hot like a red skin. Pride I don't know if it comes from rubbing but as they would rub those who... don't stop, already get excited, I'm going to give myself a blow job before it goes down and come back... slut mother, should I confess this? Bueh... I'll take advantage of Saturday when I'm in church and tell the priest about this... so masturbation afterwards, has to be done by the son of the great slut!
Good Nights, hugs Claudio!
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Come and get meCopyright notice:Some photos come from Poringa if you find them, it's not choreo, it's a review with humor. If someone gets mad that there's a photo here, shout and we'll take it out!
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Memorable la introducción !!!
Creo que a esta altura podés poner videos, imágenes o lo que se te cante como complemento de tus posts y es igual porque cada vez que entramos a uno de tus aportes es para disfrutar de tu "alocada prosa" !!! 😀 😀 😀
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CODICIA...........
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pero esto:
"Envidia: Como la avaricia, la envidia (en latín, invidia) se caracteriza por un deseo insaciable. Es como esas guachas que garchan con 10 tipos a la vez (ninguno sos vos) y le dan por aca y por alla y piden mas y gritan y les entran a la vez por el mismo agujero y le dan y le dan, y a mi me da una envidia hermano... y la recontraputamadre que me pario... ahora vuelvo, estoy llorando"
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Llore de la risa!!!!!!!!!!!!!