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Returning to the good post, here's a selection of girls that will inflate your balls and to nuance and brighten up the day, some sports jokes. I hope you enjoy it.

Promise of goal - Daddy, daddy, today in soccer practice, the coach told me I was a promise of goal. - What good! - answers the proud father - And what did you play? - Goalkeeper.

A father takes his son to watch a soccer game. In the middle of the match, the kid asks: - Dad, why do everyone insult that man? - Because he threw a stone at the referee. - But he didn't hit him. - That's why, son, that's why!

A man signs up to be an umpire, arrives and asks for a form. The secretary tells the boss: 'Boss, give me a form for this idiot.' To which the man says: 'Don't insult me.' The secretary says: 'It's not necessary for you to bring it anymore, this man doesn't make it as an umpire.'

How do you say soccer sweep in Japanese? Tukulito sacayama. How do you say soccer goalkeeper in Japanese? Notoko nibola.

Son arrives home after playing a soccer game and tells his father: Dad, I played the best match of my life, I scored 3 goals. And the dad asks: And son, how did it end up? We lost 2-1!

GRAPHIC JOKE Any resemblance to reality is pure coincidence