Let's see if I can get a few more smiles out of them. A little sex and humor to brighten up life.
THE OWL
A father was walking with his small son down the street.
When a woman with an exuberant rear end passes by and says to him:
- What a butt!.
The son replies:
- Dad, dad... Did you just say butt?.
- No, son, I said Owl - The father responds, embarrassed.
- Ah! owl... That's great, dad... Do owls have owlets?
- Yes, son, they do.
- Okay... Owls and owlets... Do owls and owlets have little owls?
- Yes, son, they do.
- Little owls from owls and owlets... And how do owls and owlets make...
- What a butt! I said what a butt!
THE NUNS
Four nuns go to confess.
The first one says to the priest:
- I have seen a man's penis.
Good daughter, pray fifteen Our Fathers and wash your eyes with holy water in the tub.
The second in line says:
- I have touched a man's penis with my hands.
The priest tells her to pray twenty Hail Marys and wash her hands in the holy water tub.
The fourth one cuts in and says:
- Confess to me first, because I don't wash my mouth where someone is going to wash their ass.
THE ASS
They say that one night the ass without reason starts sucking towards the inside of the organism.
It was going up through the interior of the organism more angry than shit and found a kidney.
Ass: Who the hell are you?
Kidney: I am the kidney
Ass: Can you tell me, where the hell is the heart?
Kidney: Further up, boom
So the ass keeps going up even angrier and finds the lung.
Ass: Are you the heart?
Lung: No ass, I'm the lung
Ass: But the dirty mother, where is the son of the dirty heart?
Lung: He's in front of me
The ass kept searching more angry until it finds the heart
Ass: Who are you?
Heart: I am the heart, why?, what's going on?
Ass: Because you're a jerk. I suffered like hell yesterday! Of course, your thing is nice... you fall in love and they split me in eight!
THE 69
After an exciting, fiery, savory, and refreshing 69 with his girlfriend,
Alberto remembers he has a dentist appointment that same afternoon.
He fears the dentist will notice his vaginal breath and brushes his teeth 457 times,
passes the dental floss 248 times, and takes 15 liters of Listerine.
Arriving at the consultation room, he sucks 25 HALLS caramel candies
and is attended by the dentist, who tells him to sit down.
Positioned and with his mouth open, Alberto calms down and lets the professional do his job.
The dentist approaches Alberto's mouth and affirms categorically:
-¡Carajoooo Alberto! How do you make a 69 before coming to the dentist?
-¡Doctor! Do I still have pussy breath?
-¡No cabrón…! You smell like butt forehead!
Some Shorts
What did the vagina say to the penis?...
What are you doing there standing still?... come in!
Oh, hey, do you want to join an orgy I'm organizing tonight, the kind that's crazy and wild...- And how many are going to be there?
- If you bring your wife, three.
What's the best food?... Because it has meat, eggs, come and smells like fish. Hello, I'm Paraguayan and came to ask for the hand of your daughter so I can screw her. -What's that for???? -Paraguayan. Three very nice women are walking down the street when a man becomes mesmerized looking at them. -But what's wrong with you? What kind of pussy do you want? -Oh, can I choose? And one for the friend of all... Troncudito
For him not to forget his famous photo
PAIN IN THE ASSA gay guy says to another:
- Oh no! I have an unbearable pain in the ass. I don't know if I'll have something weird. Look and see if you find a lump, go.
- You don't have vices - the other one responds - Let's see if I notice anything unusual.
The second gay guy introduces his fingers into the rectum of the first and stirs them looking for something.
- There's nothing here, faggot.
- I feel it more towards the inside, keep going.
Put your hand in completely.
- There's still nothing here, faggot.
- I feel it even more towards the inside, keep going.
Put your arm in completely.
- There's still nothing here, you just want me to put my hand in.
- No, no, you keep going because I feel something more inside.
Finally notices a suspicious object. Without hesitation, he extracts it to see what it is.
- There's something here, wait and see... BUT THIS IS A ROLEX!!!
To which the other faggot sings:
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FEEL GOOD, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FEEL GOOD...
57 comentários - Sex and Humor
vos sos el segundo putito?????
😒 ya se venden solos 😒
a esta la sigo hasta q llegue a su casa y me saque a patadas en el orto
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chupamela
Gracias por el saludo men
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hacete el boludo que sabes bien que yo fui el que te lo vendió, no me vengas a querer meter en tus quilombos 😉
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