This is very useful for many people who by the way didn't know and weren't brave enough to ask about this topic, well here it is super well explained and illustrated, of course the one who doesn't learn is because they don't want to.
How to do it by the ass and that it be pleasant
It occurred to me to write about anal sex, due to so much noise and so many turns that women make to deliver the ass.
The average age where the ass is delivered is around 20, 21 years old. Anyway, it starts to be enjoyed more later on, like 25/26/27, because you stop sleeping with guys and look for types with more experience and not guys with a volcano-shaped penis who just want to explode.
The asshole doesn't break, nor does it hurt. Making love through the asshole is an Art.
I understand that when they want to give it up the ass and try, it hurts like a cramp, but that happens because the mutant in bed has a come in his eyes that overflows and wants to put the dick inside a thimble.
I repeat, doing it up the ass is an Art.
The ass doesn't ask. When you ask, you lose. Except if the cutie is RE-WARMED, RE-RIDDEN, and likes Art. If those 3 factors apply, then you can ASK FOR the ass, but generally, it's not asked for, it's found.
To make her loosen up your ass first, you have to know how to do it right, or else you'll get screwed, and I sent you greetings. That's what we call inside the circle of ass lovers: CHAIN OF FAVORS. It means if you did it wrong, that cutie will never give out her ass again. Then, if I do it tomorrow, my girlfriend will never give me the leather ring because one 'use the word: pussy from your mother' like you hurt her before.
Further ahead I will give instructions on how to do it well up the ass. I already clarify that, I'm not the king who KNOWS about boots, but since so many mistakes, now I can screw anyone and I can laugh.
First you have to get into the mood, eat the stew, and be nice and wag your tongue like a madman, so you rub the Cyclops' eye (here's where you laugh because I said Cyclops' eye and think I'm some kind of literary hack)
Once she's all wet, exhausted and everything, it's very crucial that you get her extremely, but extremely hot. Now, if you still haven't even touched her or thought of asking her to give you her ass yet.
Instructions for doing it well up the ass:
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Fuck her well on the right path and make her come 1 or 2 times at least.
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Let him suck your dick a little bit, that way it stays hot and he'll be eager.
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Suck all the fluid out of her.
4
Get off my gum because you're making an incredible fool of yourself.
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Make yourself a fool and give him lip smacks on the ring
6.
If you see that when you sent her tongue-lashings, she tightens up or gets uncomfortable, brakes everything and ask her: 'Don't you like it?'
Here are 2 options, let's recreate them:
The First
In that case, the cutie leaves and you're left 'hard'. If you took Viagra, you wasted $xxxx (I have no idea how much they cost) on the dope. Obliged to ...
So let's recap, invite her for a couple of drinks first and then pick up the conversation...
The Second
Okay, here you have a positive one, at 90% of the cuties like it when you give them a kiss on the butt, so we can continue with the instructions.
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She's with her ass up, and if you fall asleep for one second, she'll sit down and wait for you to do the 'missionary' normally, so every second that she has her 'totó' up is VITAL.
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With the tip of my round tongue, I'll plug the hole.
9
Put the tip of your tongue in, but always with the hand playing with his clitoris, just in case there's any doubt that you won't excite him 100%.
10.
While you spank her more and more strongly and she moans like a pig being burned with a blowtorch, she starts to put her tongue in.
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11.
She's going to feel uncomfortable for the first 2 minutes, then she'll just push you with her ass so that your tongue goes in more and more.
12.
There he grabs a condom and, look, it comes with that 'toy' you always thought was an anti-moisture sheet. Open it up and massage his anus with that lubricant.
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In case you don't come with lube, put on vaseline, spit on it or as a last resort use emulsified oil, but for nothing in the world use W40.
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Start putting your finger on it, the tip of the finger; slowly, very slowly (cut your nails first in case of flies).
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If she enters the tip, she'll enter her finger.
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If one finger goes in, another one goes in after 3 minutes.
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And if they enter the two fingers, it's going in. Thicker than two fingers, WE ALL KNOW you don't have one. If you want to tell the cuties that you measure 22x6 say it, but WE ALL KNOW you're not measuring that or that someone would measure it with a ruler from the testicles.
18.
Slowly put the turtle's head in the hole (slowly I said, pay attention!!)
19.
Tell her dirty things at that moment, they like the situation and the morbidity.
20.
Penetrate her very slowly, and each time more deeply.
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She's going to feel like she's shitting. If you start thinking about that, you're weird, but they start to like it.
22.
Don't forget to keep teasing her all the time, lift her clitoris with two fingers always.
23.
When she's already about to come, you can only then give it to her with everything you've got, even the nuts if you want.
24.
Finish it inside... all the cum, never outside, because if not she'll think you're really a son of a whore. When you take her out, you have to be very careful.
Sometimes you can get it out with a cork on the end (more commonly known as CABSHA ON THE END), or you can get it out clean like you had put it in a bottle of mineral water...clean, clean!!!
Here's the topic of 'don't drop it' to the next guy who gets screwed, if you take it out with a prize, let her not know, or she'll die of shame.
If you take her out clean, show it to her at a touch and she'll stay calm like that.
If there's poop smell, well... what are you waiting for? Let the ass come out smelling like Pampita?
For last, pay attention to the lips of the ass having left them alike, because after cumming that way, it's like they're left with the disorderly caramel-like things, so if you're a 'screw-loose' guy, tidy up the ravioles' ironing board that was left messy.
And if friends have gotten this far in the Guide, I hope it's been to their liking and they've enjoyed it well... If anyone has felt offended by this Guide, I apologize now,,,, It wasn't my intention to offend anyone... Just having a good time sharing this...
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