In some place ofPoringa!...
They were twistergreen, Chuny26, Suspendido de por vida (starting from here, suspended) and Cuervo1908...
cuervo1908: I... can't be... this Magnum always recruiting poringa girls...
Suspendidito: Yes, I also want to recruit!!
Cuervo1908: Let's recruit too, damn it!
twistergreen: No way... we should ask how.
cuervo1908: Let's ask! You coming Chuny?
chuny26: LET'S GO pussy!!
As Magnum lived far away, they had to ask the Brujo777 (who knows how he does it, but always is in these stories...)
Brujo777: Dear porn guys, I must tell you that Magnum is half-reluctant to answer your questions but to balance this world, we must effectively talk to this big one.And they traveled astrally... (?) until contacting Magnum....
Magnum: Hi guys! Well... my secret is the following: travel around the world Poringa boy and maybe someone can reach me equalizing... whoever recruits the most gets two used Jenna Jameson thongs from my collection as a prize.
For this Herculean task, they were divided into two groups, on one side the white rowers: chuny26 and cuervo1908And on the other hand the rowers red: twistergreen and suspendido
Magnum: Good but I'll have to ask for help so that the competition is fair, I'll ask judges to accompany you all. The judge of the white group will be my friend Sapoverde2.
sapoverde2: Well, there's no problem.... but what about the wizard... I don't trust leaving the ranch alone.brujo777: hehehe, don't worry, I'll be the one watching over the other group then...(this one gets lit)They chose costumes...
Next act... the poringa boys set out to recruit...cuervo1908: My bike broke down, what do we do?...don cunt
sapoverde2: I'll take them in my car...(I hope the witch doesn't get mad at me)Brujo777: Give me some bucks for the gas and I'll take you guys with pleasure... (look if I'm not just talking out of my butt!)
And before leaving...cuervo1908: What zone do we grab, Don Magnum?Magnum: North for the white team and south for the red team.twistergreen: and the west?Magnus: The West is mine!
cuervo1908:i'm chuny, do you like aerosmith? i'll put music on
chuny26: and... LET'S GO PUSSY!!! Cuervo 1908: I think we've arrived... there's the PoringaState building...[/swf] Sapoverde2: okay guys... I'm waiting for you here![/swf] cuervo1908: let's go chuny?
chuny26: LET'S GO pussy!!![/swf] While waiting in another place.... Suspended: Don Brujo, I think we're going over... Brujo777: Why do you say that? Suspended: Because of the poster![/swf]
[/swf] twistergreen: let's get started here! I've been abstaining for several days![/swf] Suspendido: come on![/swf]
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[/swf] While so long on the other side of the city...[/swf] cuervo1908: ahahahaha... I'm behind... I'm coming with these...[/swf]
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[/swf] chuny26: we're adding friend! let's win! COME ON pussy!!![/swf]
[/swf] cuervo1908: I'm Chuny... are you up for this young lady.[/swf] chuny26: LET'S GO PUSSY!!![/swf]
[/swf] Suspended dude: ugh... I'm half tired but still adding![/swf] twistergreen: cric cric[/swf] sapoverde2: yyyyy... what a late hour is! The witch is going to kill me...[/swf]
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[/swf] Continued several hours recruiting until they finished and went to see Magnum.[/swf] twistergreen: And Magnum, we got together 48 new porn girls.
cuervo1908: oh we lost... us 47. By one![/swf] Magnum: actually was a tie...[/swf] Suspended guy: how?[/swf] Magnus: and if... the wizard couldn't handle his genius and also recruit![/swf]
[/swf] brujo777: sorry guys... it was for balance![/swf]
[/swf] Magnum: and as you'll see! I have a large number, so... Keep rowing! jejeje, it's going with the wave![/swf]
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[/swf] At the other day, very tired everyone... were Chuny and the raven in a square[/swf]
[/swf] cuervo1908: I'm a mess... but let's get back to Chuny? chuny26:[/swf]
[/swf] And yellow and blue, this story has ended.[/swf]
cuervo1908: I... can't be... this Magnum always recruiting poringa girls...
Suspendidito: Yes, I also want to recruit!!
Cuervo1908: Let's recruit too, damn it!
twistergreen: No way... we should ask how.
cuervo1908: Let's ask! You coming Chuny?
chuny26: LET'S GO pussy!!
As Magnum lived far away, they had to ask the Brujo777 (who knows how he does it, but always is in these stories...)
Brujo777: Dear porn guys, I must tell you that Magnum is half-reluctant to answer your questions but to balance this world, we must effectively talk to this big one.And they traveled astrally... (?) until contacting Magnum....
Magnum: Hi guys! Well... my secret is the following: travel around the world Poringa boy and maybe someone can reach me equalizing... whoever recruits the most gets two used Jenna Jameson thongs from my collection as a prize.
For this Herculean task, they were divided into two groups, on one side the white rowers: chuny26 and cuervo1908And on the other hand the rowers red: twistergreen and suspendido
Magnum: Good but I'll have to ask for help so that the competition is fair, I'll ask judges to accompany you all. The judge of the white group will be my friend Sapoverde2.
sapoverde2: Well, there's no problem.... but what about the wizard... I don't trust leaving the ranch alone.brujo777: hehehe, don't worry, I'll be the one watching over the other group then...(this one gets lit)They chose costumes...
Next act... the poringa boys set out to recruit...cuervo1908: My bike broke down, what do we do?...don cunt
sapoverde2: I'll take them in my car...(I hope the witch doesn't get mad at me)Brujo777: Give me some bucks for the gas and I'll take you guys with pleasure... (look if I'm not just talking out of my butt!)
And before leaving...cuervo1908: What zone do we grab, Don Magnum?Magnum: North for the white team and south for the red team.twistergreen: and the west?Magnus: The West is mine!
cuervo1908:i'm chuny, do you like aerosmith? i'll put music on
chuny26: and... LET'S GO PUSSY!!!
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cuervo1908: oh we lost... us 47. By one![/swf]
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31 comentários - Historias Poringueras -3º parte
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SON UN CAPO, te re pasas, una mejor que la otra, se viene una cuarta parte???
Muy bueno capo, sensacional maestro :alaba::alaba::alaba:
Luguer, sos un narrador genial :alaba::alaba::alaba:
Te felicito, sinceramente 😉
Seguí con estas historias que estan buenísimas 😃 😉
Saludos capo posteador 😉
Saludos Amigazo!!!
😀 😀 😀 😀
Felicitaciones por la festichola y por el post!
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Upa1P!Mi subconsciente!
Lo felicito!
siempre un pasito adelante...es difícil de alcanzar!
jajajaja!!!que pedazo de historia
te armaste amigo luguercio!!!
me mata el \"vamos coño\",
felicitaciones por el post
y gracias por incluirme en esta tercera
parte de las \"luguer-aventuras\"
UN ABRAZO!!
Chuny26 😀 😀 😀
UN ABRAZO 😀 😀
:buenpost:
Espectacular historia poringuera!! sos un maestro luguer!! 🙌 🙌 🙌
Que buenas reclutas que encontramos 🤤 🤤 😀
Saludos amigazo!! 😉
sdpv P! Gracias por el post
Aparte...
1) Incluirme en la historia casi como \"actor principal\"
2) Poner en la historia grandes amigos (vos incluido)
3) Poner de música \"Caminar este camino\" de Aerosmith 🙌
4) Me diste una idea para un gran post... en breve, noticias.
Muchas gracias amigo, de veras que gracias por toda tu humildad, grandeza y destreza en tus cada vez más desopilantes pero inmejorables aportes 😉
me cague de la risa mal..
no pongo nada mas hasta q agarre ritmo de comentario... las vacaciones viste,,...
jeje
Un gran abrazo mi gran maestro luguer y gracias!!!!!!!! 😛 😛 😛
Por este tratamiento y toda la buena onda vivida en la tarea, cuenten conmigo para todos los reclutamientos jejejeje, de todas formas si me quieren dejar llevenlo al sapo que yo me hago cargo de sus bienes jejeje
Muy buena historia don luguercio para cagarse de risa y disfrutar, como debe ser siempre, RESPETANDO nuestro espíritu poringuero!!
GRACIAS POR PERMITIRNOS SOÑAR
LLUVIA DE BENDICIONES PARA QUE SIEMPRE TENGAS LUZ Y NOS REGALES TUS HISTORIAS!!!
brujo777 P! después del amor mi mejor compañía
Quiero destacar que el el equipo blanco (bajo mi ala) tuvo un excelente desempeño y los amigos Chuny 26 y Cuervo 1908 desplegaron toda clase de estrategias para alzarse con la victoria, siempre respetando el lema de la \"sana competencia\"¡¡¡
Lamentablemente no contamos con que el equipo rojo utilizaría métodos non santos para ganar¡¡
Como se ve en esta imagen, habíamos logrado reclutar ocho hermosas bailarinas, pero el brujo nos mandó al negro Zulú¡¡¡ Cuando las chicas se dieron vuelta y lo vieron se desbandaron en loca carrera por las calles de la zona norte, como alma que lleva el diablo, y resultò una misión imposible darles alcance¡¡¡
Taaaaanto corrieron las chicas que terminaron en la zona sur, donde finalmente fueron reclutadas por el equipo rojo¡¡¡
En definitiva: merecíamos ganar... aunque igual lo importante es competir¡¡¡
Gracias Luguer por relatar todo tal cual sucediò. Felicitaciones y un abrazo grande¡¡ 😀 😀
saludos a todos! 😀
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Gracias por todo! 😀
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GRACIAS POR PERMITIRNOS SOÑAR
LLUVIA DE BENDICIONES PARA EL GRAN LUGUERCIO!!!
brujo777 P! después del amor mi mejor compañía
Vamos a seguir preparando nuevas historias para alegrar estas tardes otoñales!
Me mató el Vamos Coño!!!
jajajaja
Grande Luguercio! van puntines!