Today I'm bringing you a small sample of what Photoshop can do to improve your life. Don't have the body you dreamed of? No problem, Photoshop will solve it! Stop suffering from those annoying rolls or that hated cellulite...! Get women to fall in love with you looking amazing! Impressionize the guy you like with professional-style photos! Make your friends twist with envy at astonishing curves!!!
To start: The dude's dream (Or of the gals...?)
I fulfilled your dream of being a young lady without expensive surgeries!
No! If you're on your hands and knees with a wet floor, don't touch the hair dryer. And especially don't take pictures in that circumstance...
Just got waxed? Wait a few days before taking photos with your boyfriend...
Does he want you to drive the boy crazy that you met? Don't ask your friend to take pictures of you, spend some mangoes on a photographer...
With your friend's foxy sharing a chongo? The poor guy taking photos was a disaster...
No! Definitely your girlfriend is not good at doing two things at once. Either she's going down or taking pictures, one of the two!
The photo of the grape...! How many memories...! But it's been more than 15 years now...Make it new again!!!
The German tourists wanted a souvenir of yours. And you asked the Gallego to take out photos...
Your husband is a jerk! Look at the photo he came to take...! It shows you're not well-groomed...
The old guys were sleeping and you took advantage to give the neighbor a service? Don't make it look like an amateur photo...!
Mama! Mama! The girls are telling me I'm got a big booty...
Did you decide to experiment with another little one and want to blow your boyfriend's brains out? Seriously, blew them away!
Imperceptible touches that will make a difference...! and may your friends suffer...
Shaving after eating is bad! Wait until digestion is over before taking selfies...
Your virtual boyfriend sends you a package and you want to show him how it looks... Wax before!!!
It's your best friend's birthday and you're sending him a photobooth pic to cheer him up. May it be colorful!!!
Your lover takes you to Jamaica and gives you a micro bikini. You want your friends to die of envy but they will skin you alive...
You met a guy and you're dying to get him. But he says that he doesn't like women with painted-on makeup...
After 15 years you reunite with your 1st grade 'B' classmate. You have to immortalize the moment with quality...
That picture that looks like a frog is good for Facebook. But it looks like it was made by an artist, I...!
When you go on vacation with your husband everything is boring. Even photos come out faded...
You messed up. You did that photo in black and white which you wanted so much. Forget about Paint...
Are you going to post on 'poringa girls'? Make me believe it! You're going to leave us dead with you!!!
In the chat did you meet a dude? Invite him to play Find the differences
Would you like to enter the world of modeling? Make yourself a book!
Who takes your pictures? The enemy?
Were you in the field? Did you see a pig? Were you scared?
Ah, yes yes... The very nice photo...! But you took it with the cellphone...! No problem! Said Alf...
You killed yourself at the gym and the results don't convince you? No problem...! Photoshop solves your life...
That guy said he was going to take you to the dark place. Where did we leave off...?
On Facebook, they met another married couple with whom they are chatting. Watch out for the photos they send...
Does your boss take you out for a walk? When he sees you naked, his mind gets cloudy and he takes crappy photos...
Don't want to fail! The guy really likes you, so unleash all your artillery...
That blurry photo looks very professional...! What will you think of yourself if you send it via chat? Make it look more amateur...
The framing angle didn't do justice to your waistline? What Nikon doesn't give, Photoshop lends...
Your lover is navigating and hasn't seen you in 6 months? Send him a photo like people...
The weekend you had it 10 out of 10. But do you want your friends to forget that you're the biggest winner...?
Oh...! Your little face is precious...! Don't you want the pork chop to join in?
When they started chatting, she confessed that she likes breasts...
Undoubtedly you'll go far! But with a good photographer, you'll do it faster...
Does your husband like playing with the crossbeams? Don't forget the small details...!
Did you create a Twitter account to promote your glamorous bisexuality? Watch out for what you call glamour...
Clever marketing to 'sell' your lemons...! Try to maximize sales!!!
The photo is good. But you don't want it to be noticed that the bra is so worn out...
Is that yours? Well done...! But a good coloring helps...
If he loves you, he doesn't have to overexpose you like that nor make you so tired...! Check the feelings of that man...
Sometimes you don't want them to notice so many details...
Redhead! You're so good that anyone can photograph you...
Hey...! A lot of lighting on your face looks good, but nobody will look at your tits...
Definitely the photographer ripped you off...!
A little less light to give that mysterious touch...
The white lingerie is good! But don't make it look like it's been through the wash...
You had a great time on those vacations at Villa Gessel with those two hot girls! But you don't want to leave any doubts for your friends...
With your friend they raid the club's buffet and with so many bottles they get happy and do crazy things... Make her good!
You got there and you have to send resumes everywhere? You'll definitely get that dream job...
A touch of illumination makes a difference...
Oh...! That dreamy little face...
Did you find a gardening forum on the internet that interests you? Send a photo of your garden...
The husband of your friend didn't realize it was too white in the background
You and your friend can compete as transgressors. But in amateur category...
Are you tired of having little 'luck'...?
Okay...! It's very hard to take a selfie in that position...
In her time she was a photobomb! But that dye already went out of style, it got old-fashioned...
And he who took you to the river thinking he was a good photographer...
Definitely...! Those freckles on your skin can't ruin your spectacular back...
Too much lighting makes you a bit 'fallen', doesn't it?
The photo came out with a lot of 'noise'? Nothing that can't be solved...
What the skinny one knows...! Glamour governs your existence...
The water was very cold and played a bad trick on you? Solve it...!
Poor your husband...! is taking his first steps with the new camera...
It might happen that you don't decide which photo to post...
That gaze is killer, but the quality of the photo leaves wanting...
Don't...! Judge for yourselves...
Let's see if we can get our husbands' attention...
That day you don't want to forget it anymore...! It's more!!! You want 'to improve' the memories...
No, no and no! You can't leave like that in the photos...!
Your husband blew it! He bought wives and ropes, but still takes some really bad photos...
The size of your boyfriend's is very small...? A touch of artistic flair will conceal it...
You dressed up for the party and you look like a flight attendant...? Make yourself mysterious at least...
Do you like being humiliated? Alright, but the photos should be good...
Did you give your husband's morbid taste a liking? But pay him for a photography course...!
Do you want me to note that they are authentic sows of a sexy girl...?
If you're all wet and sticky, check... Don't overexpose yourself...
You couldn't buy new socks? It doesn't matter! Make them look new...!!!
Choose your own photo: Fuzzy or defined...
Enough of pale...! Add some color to your life!
Your boyfriend and hers seemed possessed. What they didn't promise to see them...! That photo is a weapon in your hands...
Does your husband like art? Explore the different variants...
The photo is well done sister...! But don't let it be noticed that you're so short of temper...
Don't...! Are you going to post on Poringa or National Geographic...?
Your friend never used beads, and you want to teach her... Do it like those who know!!!'
You're a little pig...! But your lover is an artist...
The saying is 'light as a ballerina' Did you think it was 'tired as a ballerina'?
Your boss takes you on a weekend to his country house and you want a souvenir. Don't take out the phone...
The dealership handed them over at 0km... And they want to inaugurate it but you're not waxed. Doesn't matter!!!'
Do you think they're going to figure it out...?
Those candies your husband brought were stale. But everything will end up on your hips...
And... at early morning the guy is half asleep...
Ah...! Are you a pro? Your photographer isn't...
And if... Taking photos at dusk can be fatal...
You're VERY pretty, but that photo is from the cork year... That coloring isn't used anymore! Give your beauty a postmodern touch...
31 comentários - What can Photoshop do for you?
Lamentablemente el Photoshop nos arruinó el sentido de la realidad y la belleza (y me incluyo en la bolsa).
La tecnología nos supera hoy en día y eso cambia la realidad.
El sabor, el tacto y el olfato no podrán reemplazarlo... (creo...) el aroma de una tanga usada no se puede comparar con nada que habite esta realidad
Tal cual El sabor, el tacto y el olfato no podrán reemplazarlo...
Gracias por pasar! 👍 👍 👍
Estoy con @Leneas, prefiero lo natural como venga, aunque quizás le pida que me retoque la foto del CV a ver si así tengo más suerte 😉
Jajajaja... ahí le respondí a @Leneas Yo también estoy de acuerdo....
Gracias por pasar hermosa!!!
Gracias por pasar y ser observador!!!
Gracias por pasar Master!!!
Pero la realidad es la realidad...
Gran avance tecnologico Amigo!!! a esta perrita la benefició mucho 😉
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Me reí mucho y me calenté más todavía !!!
La única verdad es que el Photoshop puede realzar lo que ya se tiene lo que no puede "arreglar" el Photoshop es que alguien pase por quien no es......... 😉
Gracias por compartir.
Angie te deja Besos y Lamiditas !!!
La mejor forma de agradecer la buena onda que se recibe es comentando, al menos al que te comenta. Yo comenté tu post, vos comentaste el mío?
Compartamos, comentemos, apoyemos, hagamos cada vez mejor esta maravillosa Comunidad !!!
Ni hablar.... Es un post solo para ver "que" se puede hacer y hacerlo divertido.
En realidad hay dos conceptos: Mejorar o procesar la fotografía en si, y retocar cuerpos para mejorar la apariencia de las personas.
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No te pudiste comprar medias nuevas? No importa! Hacé que parezcan nuevas…!!!
Las virtudes de saber usar bien la herramienta!
Podría disertar bastante sobre el uso de la herramienta... 😀 😀 😀
Gracias por pasar hermosa!!! 😘 🌹
Gracias por pasar amigazo!!! 👍 👍 👍
Es tal cual... Para que se use la herramienta es el problema. Miles de fotos de las que vemos todos los días aquí tienen retoques truchos y nos creemos que esas mujeres (u hombres) existen. Vea que hasta un simple cambio de la iluminación nos pinta una realidad diferente... Todo un tema amigo!
Gracias por pasar amigo!!! 👍
Gracias por pasar y ser como es... 😘 🌹
Besos!
voy a descargarlo para empezar a probar
Gracias por pasar amiguita!!!
Como Ud. lo dice corazón, Tacto, Gusto y Olfato por el momento están a buen resguardo.
Felicitaciones x su obra, original y con humor.
Gracias por pasar y sus comentarios y todo...!!!