Curriculum Vitae

Resume of...

ALEJANDRA MARTIN
(Actual vice-president of Microsoft)

Salarial pretension: Woman, as much as possible.

ACADEMIC FORMATION

Complete preschool formation, although I had to repeat the second year twice. Complete primary formation, which I managed to finish at 19 years old. As for secondary school, I had some problems, one of them being that I never attended class but, well, we're humans, right?...

LAST JOB

Vice-sub-trainer at the country road's disco house, El rincón de la diversión. It's a modest place, very respectful, we treat clients very well....

COMPUTER KNOWLEDGE

I possess solid computer knowledge, I know where the delete key is, I know you have to plug in the computer to the current, and how to play Solitaire...

I'm available for any other information about my CV.

Some photos are attached so you can get an idea of who this person is...

I didn't know this girl was going to go so far.
Curriculum Vitae