HOW TO MAKE A HOME MADE VAGINA XD 🤤 🤤 :F
I dedicate this topic to all the Poringa boys Jeropas who don't know what to do with their hands that are full of cays. Good and also for everyone who came to see this topic, salu2. HERE WE GO
Materials:
A tube of fried potato chips from Lay's or Pringles, a condom, foam latex, a marker, scissors, and a metal or hard plastic ring with a diameter slightly smaller than the condom.
Manufacturing:
Fry the french fries. Place the tube on its side aligning it with the transverse edge of the foam rubber and mark a line perpendicular to the longitudinal axis of the tube, approximately one centimeter above this height. Cut out this part of the foam rubber with scissors.
Unroll and stretch the prophylactic, and let it fall inside with the ring. If it's a lubricated condom, flip it over before turning it around so that the lubricant ends up on the inner surface. To achieve greater stimulation, you can use a textured condom.
Put the condom as shown in the figure on top of the foam obtained previously. The lower edge of this one should pass through the center of the ring. Draw a line parallel to the edge of the sheet that passes through the center of the circle that forms the mouth of the condom. Cut the sheet along the said line, dividing it into two strips.
Roll the foam less wide and push it to the bottom of the boat. Roll the other foam around the condom, so that this one is inside that one. Make sure both the tip of the condom with the ring and the edge of the mouth of this protrude on both sides of the roll (next image).
With scissors, cut the tip of the condom so that air can circulate. Insert the second foam rubber roll inside the tube, with the side from which the ring protrudes facing down. The side containing the condom's mouth will have to rise one centimeter above the tube's mouth.
Use the point of scissors or a screwdriver to open a hole in the base of the boat. Be careful not to cut your throat during this operation (there are people who demonstrate almost suicidal recklessness in handling all kinds of piercing or cutting objects).
Optional, you can paint some voluptuous red lips on the visible face of the roll. Thus, if you are a romantic person, you will be able to give your loving recipient a passionate kiss once you have completed the sexual act with it.
With care, stretch the base of the condom until it covers the latex all over the mouth of the boat. The edge of the prophylactic will have to adjust itself around the edge of the boat, staying attached to this due to elastic pressure.
Use and enjoy the object:
Insert a certain amount of water-based lubricant (non-greasy) into the condom's interior. Place your penis, cock, or thingy inside it. During intercourse, cover the hole made in the base of the bottle with your finger tip to control suction effect: the mechanism is to leave it open each time you insert your penis and close it each time you withdraw.
Conservation and cleaning:
After ejaculation, remove the foam rubber roll to replace the condom. If you're a thrifty person, you can wash and reuse the prophylactic as many times as you like. Since the prophylactic has a small hole at the tip, it will accumulate a certain amount of semen in the roll that occupies the bottom of the bottle, which you should clean to prevent the formation of small colonies of microorganisms that could give rise to strange demonic subspecies.
Stored and maintenance:
Free the condom's rim by unscrewing it from the boat's mouth. Push the foam rubber roll inward and close the boat with its lid.
hehehe and here are some photos so they can start
32 comentários - como crear una vagina casera
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me quedo con esta
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muy buen aporte
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hare uno este fin de semana
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ME QUEDO CON ESTA
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