I'm posting it again. It was deleted for putting a nickname in the title (I suppose because there was no other reason). Thanks to all who commented before, I'm happy to bring a smile in this time when everyone has a butt face. Greetings.
Birth and Adolescence
Lord was a wanted child by his parents...
After a rough sexual encounter where the mother of Lordchesseline was screwing like dogs, she became pregnant with him and his twin brother Vasseline... As a baby, Lord suffered from a severe disorderThe doctor told him that he had a strange disease that would prevent his growth: He was always going to be the same face... no matter how much his body grew...At 10 years old, he went to a bullfight where one of them gave him a tremendous catch after running him around the entire bullring...To 14 his first longing was to put her... That's why he went with his twin Vasseline, to the buddy bar.The twins screwed a few whores...In these images you can see how well they had it...The pleasure for cats, the 'alcojol', white drink and orgies... was in frank ascent...A lord liked the fetish of sucking his feet on the whores...They were doing very well, they were those brothers who went everywhere and screwed the same whores.Once they got into a fight with a famous Pebetero PriestBy these times I didn't leave a baby without breaking the ocote.Through a DNA test it was confirmed that Chesselincito was his son resulting from an orgy, however he never accepted him...
The Tennis Stage
Lordchesseline had another hobby: he was a talented one for SPORTS...
Besides marathon masturbation I had great qualities for the racket game...To the fourth year of ATP circuit, he disputed the Wimbledon final against Rafael Nadal.Lost in three sets and retired ovationed before a public that celebrated his high-flying tennis.The fame and money took him to know whores all over the world... that were peeing at his feet...The cuties were showing him their tits and asking for more of it...He retired from the circuit due to a wrist dislocation caused by masturbation.Lord and his step through Football
He signed up for Boca Juniors, the club of his loves. A statement from that time was asked about it. - Why did you decide to play for Boca? - Because they say it's a brothel
He came out champion with Boca in the 2004-05 seasonHe was a technically gifted type, he could get rid of rivals easily.
The cuties came in an avalanche and entered the court to bounce him.In intimacy, Lorchesseline was still demonstrating his taste for ORGIES. In this photo, he can be seen a bit overweight in one of the actions he liked most.Sunset of an Idol
For the World Cup he got ready to wear the sky blue and white. But Pekerman didn't want him in his selection because he was so party-loving.
Then Lorchesseline took advantage of his French ancestry and became a Gallic citizen to play for the FRANCE TEAM...With France, he reached the World Cup final. But a disaster was looming. Just before the end of the match, he head-butted Materazzi, an Italian national team player...Materazzi told him your brother vasseline is a rubber band and a faggot like you. And Lordchesseline responded with the worst... A headbutt in the middle of the stomach...This was his last match playing soccer.A lordchesseline was expelled from France after losing the World Cup and returned to Argentina to continue throwing parties and orgies.With his brother he continued with the whores, it was no trouble for him to get a stable partner because he had a lot of money to spend.After losing his money in whores and tired of civilization, he retired to the mountains to live a life close to nature.Currently climbs mountains and lives a quiet life. During his free hours he enters Poringa, amateur post, and comments to his companions. Despite having had so much success, he still keeps humility. According to him, in a phrase that defines him: 'I am the same masturbator as always.'Thanks for passing and commenting is to thank!!
pd: courtesy of atsicroxele who edited the images
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De que me perdi
pero que hermosssssooooooooooooo hijo e puta que sos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vos y tu amigo el exorcista van a ir preso...........por trolos difamadores.........
todavia me estoy cagando de risa...........hay que ser hijo de puta!!!!
BORRASTE EL OTRO ???
lo eliminaron por eso lo volvi a subir
jajajaja esta es la biografía autorizada por Poringa 😀 😀
me cague de risa... terrible la vida del lord!!!
me mato por ke elijio jugar en boca....
van 5 esta buenisimo
me re cague de risa locoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
muy bueno !!!
adivina en la foto, quien es macross y quien es el exorcista ????
TE LOS PUSE EN EL OTRO POST
sos regrosooooooooooooo
Gracias por el post,
YO PASE POR TU POST Y COMENTE ,
PASA TU POR EL MIO[/color]
jeje excelente trabajo mi querido amigo
dejó correr toda su imaginación y creatividad y logro esta obra de arte del humor poringuero
agendado para podio y medalla de oro
GRACIAS POR PERMITIRNOS SOÑAR
LLUVIA DE BENDICIONES !!!
brujo777 P! después del amor mi mejor compañía
Me hiciste reír un rato, combinación de imaginación y buen humor y de paso conocemos un poco más al amigo Lord! 😀 😀
Muy bueno Narcolito! a favoritos!
tomito1 P!
Y que fué de la historia del hermano?
A, para... fui a la Wiki y me enteré que ahora es mas o menos así!!
Excelente homenaje a un grande como Lord y,Narcolito volveré con puntos.
http://www.youtube.com/v/EZvZ_ykCAfo
link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=EZvZ_ykCAfo
Upa1P!Mi subconsciente!
buena idea, puede ser la segunda parte de la historia... que fue del gemelo... todavía flota la intriga 😀 😀
buenisimo che!
ke grande lord! y ke gran post se mando narcolito!
+10!
grande lord!
van pts che, buen post!
saludos...
ESTOY SEGURO QUE EL DE LA IZQUIERDA ES MACROSS, TODOS SABEN QUE SE LA COME. PERO EL OTRO NO LO CONOZCO, NUNCA LO VI EN MI VIDA 🤔 🤔 😀 😀
No sabía que había tenido una vida tan movidita¡¡
Ahora que se retiró a la montaña a hacer vida de contemplación, creo que va siendo hora que reconozca al pobre Chesselincito.
Aunque el ADN no es cien por ciento seguro ¿No será hijo del gemelo Vasseline?
Felicitaciones narcolito, mucha creatividad 😀 😀 😀 😀
master
espoectauclar realmente
una maravilla la bio de lord un grosso
y vos otro igual
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
Como me Cage de Risa!!!
Muy Buen Post Amigazo!!!
Exelente!!!
una auténtica \"historia de vida\"!!!!! 😀 😀 😀
NUNCA SE OLVIDEN: A P! LA HACEN LOSPORINGUEROS, NO AL REVÉS
jajajja, ese lord si que era un culiador nato, pero me quedo una duda, cuando no tenian con quien culiar como ra la cosa con su hermano vasseline, 😳 😳 😳 , que paso con vasseline, donde quedo opacado, parece la historia de las Legrand, una famosa y la otra en el anonimato, pero de algo esoty seguro los dos estan forrados en guita pero por chorroossssssss
jajjajajaja buenisimo
JAJAJA es verdad Vasseline queda medio relegado, voy a ver si puedo contar la historia de ese hermano 😀 😀 😀
TE REGALO MI KATANA
GRAN TRABAJO AMIGO
:alaba::alaba::alaba:
falta el secreto de la montaña
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 :buenpost:
JAJAJAJAJ 😀 😀
jejje ese lord re copado
que vida agitada tuvo lord 😉
gracias por la invitacion 😛
Esto es:
Espectacular, Impresionante, Magnifico, Esplendido, Fastuoso, Grandilocuente, Precioso, Grandioso, Majestuoso, Sublime, Despampanante, Prodigioso, Descomunal, Sorprendente, Excelente.
Saluti a tutto.
Loco, me cagué de risa... QUIERO AGRADECER LA MANO QUE ME DISTE CON EL RECONOCIMIENTO A LOS HUMILDES APORTES, LA CAMPAÑA PARA QUE ME HAGAN NFU... GRACIAS. AQUI MIS +10.
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