My birthday comes.

I'm preparing for the theoretical driving test for my driver's license, and luckily my mastery of traffic rules is exquisite. So I'll see how you're doing.What does this sign mean?
A. I should drive carefully so that some idiot doesn't suddenly cut me off and ruin my car. B. The sky is blue and it's a wonderful day to go for a walk.2.- This girl is washing her car on the public road. Is she allowed to do it?
A. Yes, because it brightens the view of drivers without distracting them.
B. With that ass, he is allowed to do that and anything else he wants.3. These girls are washing their car in a garage off the public road to not disturb traffic. Is that correct?
A. No, because the car will take longer to dry and its brakes may fail: they should wash it on the public road.
B. No, because humidity can cause a short circuit in the garage: they should wash it on the public road.4.- This girl is washing her car on the public road. Is she allowed to do it?
A. No, because it's prohibited.
B. No, because she's very fat.
C. No, because that monstrous ass could obstruct traffic.5.- This individual is stopping on a highway. Is it allowed to lift him up?
No, because it's forbidden. No, because he's carrying an axe in his hand.6.- This girl is pulling over on a highway. Is it allowed to pick her up?
A. Of course yes.
B. Yes, before it gets cold.
C. Yes, before another driver stops and tries to abuse her.7. An old lady invades the public road without a pedestrian crossing existing to cross, can she pass over her?
Yes, because I have a preference.
Yes, because I'm Poringa boy.
No, I should stop, but I can honk the horn and let it pass as soon as possible.8.- The alcohol affects the driving ability of people...
A. But not mine.
B. They don't know how to drink like a man.
C. That before entering the car, they notice that everything moves and the keys fall by themselves on the floor when trying to open the door of it.9.- Can it circulate on the public road driving a moped with a free exhaust and without a silencer?Yes, because if not nobody would look at me, you have to call attention. Yes, so the rest of drivers know I'm nearby.10.- With the Fiat 600 that his grandfather left him in inheritance, he drives at a normally reduced speed right down the middle of a highway and forms a long line behind us making acoustic signals for him to let through, should he pull over?
I don't want to. * B. No, because I have a preference for old vehicles. * C. No, but if I feel like it, I can put the car on two wheels so they can pass me on the right or left.11. While walking down a common street, you come across a slutty person curled up and scared in the middle of the road, what should they do?A. Stop the vehicle, leave a plate with cum and continue to my destination.
B. Stop the vehicle and kick it off the street.
C. De-worm it.At a crossroads, a traffic agent balances a red or yellow flashing signal, you should...A. Drive calmly and return the greeting by honking.
B. Drive quickly because the agent is signaling to an airplane that is about to make an emergency landing on the public road.
C. Stop next to him and ask him to stop distracting drivers with his bright lights.If you are circulating on an urban road with a 125cc moped, wear the helmet...Hung in the left arm.
Hung in the right arm.
Hung wherever I feel like it, but I should put it on my head if I'm going to spend all day doing willys.How far should she be driving her car from this cyclist?
The closest thing to her to watch over her safety.
The closest thing to her to give her a push in the ass if she feels tired.15.- Does this cyclist ride correctly on the public road?
A. No, because when it lands it's going to scrape the asphalt with its teeth.
B. The question is improper, because that cyclist is transiting through the air space.
C. No, because it doesn't have a helmet on.16.- As usual, he's doing U-turns on the highway with his vehicle and an officer stops him and asks him to take a breathalyzer test. What should he do?A. Raise the breathalyzer and drink what's inside it. B. Throw the breathalyzer away and get out of there so they don't take points off my license.17.- A group of cyclists is approaching you head-on while cycling in the opposite direction allowed to you. What should you do?
A. Follow my lane because it's the one that most suits my destination.
B. Give them a scare to learn well the rules of traffic circulation.