The Dream of Many:
Hello masturbators today I'm not going to talk about a character, but rather a species, goblins. Today I'll tell you all the data you need to know to fuck with a goblin or get one (pos data the data can be a bit random sometimes). Goblins according to Google's translator are elves, but I like to classify them in a sub-group with different qualities (in short, elves are dwarves with beard and goblins are yellow xd). Goblins measure approximately 1.2-90 cm in height and usually have a body with disproportionate proportions, that is, the size of their tits and thighs are the same as those of humans or larger and not the size that would correspond to their body. In short, it almost seems like artificial selection at least by the females, that is, it almost seems like they selected the best candidates for human or other species (in short, maybe they were born to fuck). Goblins despite being both sexes I theorize there are few males than females, mostly because they are extremely stupid (if I were given a coin for each goblin baron who got caught with his pants down, I would have enough to live like middle class in Dubai xd), and the goblin barons that don't auto-inflate are either getting married or sucking off the orcs, so you'll have a wide variety of ladies to choose from. A very notable advantage they have is that since they're small their pussy is also, so when you put it in it doesn't matter how big your cock is, and don't worry if it hurts her because she's well lubricated and everything will fit in, you think they're screwing like bulls so everything will go in but be tight. Another advantage is that since they're small and light you can handle them however you want during sex with great ease even with one hand if you're strong, another thing to highlight is that due to the width of their hips (and other biological characteristics) is capable of giving birth to other species, since its genes are extremely compatible with other species and at the same time extremely recessive, that is if you have a child with a goblin the child will have 97.6% chance of being human, 3% chance of being goblin, 0.3999% chance of being born goblin with your skin tone, and 0.001% chance of being born human alive (which refutes my theory of selective breeding). The economic situation of goblins is normally extreme poverty despite having immense amounts of gold, this is due to their avaricious and stingy nature so it's most likely that if you screw one, you won't be surprised if you wake up later without money, clothes, and enslaved. Goblin nutrition is like human nutrition but I theorize they have a poor digestive capacity, they love meat and weird things, and I think they can also eat wood. Goblins live in very large families with hundreds of cousins and especially cousins, and finding a single goblin virgin is almost impossible since they fornicate like rats, if it weren't for the fact that 90% of the population are women they would be a plague. A thing to keep in mind is that goblins have sharp teeth so be careful, their nails are also sharp, adulthood is reached at 8, they live up to 60 at most and a little more. That's all, emm... I hope you enjoyed it, leave likes please ❤️, and those who say I pulled the data out of my ass might have reason but I call that envy xd 
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Hello masturbators today I'm not going to talk about a character, but rather a species, goblins. Today I'll tell you all the data you need to know to fuck with a goblin or get one (pos data the data can be a bit random sometimes). Goblins according to Google's translator are elves, but I like to classify them in a sub-group with different qualities (in short, elves are dwarves with beard and goblins are yellow xd). Goblins measure approximately 1.2-90 cm in height and usually have a body with disproportionate proportions, that is, the size of their tits and thighs are the same as those of humans or larger and not the size that would correspond to their body. In short, it almost seems like artificial selection at least by the females, that is, it almost seems like they selected the best candidates for human or other species (in short, maybe they were born to fuck). Goblins despite being both sexes I theorize there are few males than females, mostly because they are extremely stupid (if I were given a coin for each goblin baron who got caught with his pants down, I would have enough to live like middle class in Dubai xd), and the goblin barons that don't auto-inflate are either getting married or sucking off the orcs, so you'll have a wide variety of ladies to choose from. A very notable advantage they have is that since they're small their pussy is also, so when you put it in it doesn't matter how big your cock is, and don't worry if it hurts her because she's well lubricated and everything will fit in, you think they're screwing like bulls so everything will go in but be tight. Another advantage is that since they're small and light you can handle them however you want during sex with great ease even with one hand if you're strong, another thing to highlight is that due to the width of their hips (and other biological characteristics) is capable of giving birth to other species, since its genes are extremely compatible with other species and at the same time extremely recessive, that is if you have a child with a goblin the child will have 97.6% chance of being human, 3% chance of being goblin, 0.3999% chance of being born goblin with your skin tone, and 0.001% chance of being born human alive (which refutes my theory of selective breeding). The economic situation of goblins is normally extreme poverty despite having immense amounts of gold, this is due to their avaricious and stingy nature so it's most likely that if you screw one, you won't be surprised if you wake up later without money, clothes, and enslaved. Goblin nutrition is like human nutrition but I theorize they have a poor digestive capacity, they love meat and weird things, and I think they can also eat wood. Goblins live in very large families with hundreds of cousins and especially cousins, and finding a single goblin virgin is almost impossible since they fornicate like rats, if it weren't for the fact that 90% of the population are women they would be a plague. A thing to keep in mind is that goblins have sharp teeth so be careful, their nails are also sharp, adulthood is reached at 8, they live up to 60 at most and a little more. That's all, emm... I hope you enjoyed it, leave likes please ❤️, and those who say I pulled the data out of my ass might have reason but I call that envy xd Leave points :3
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