Un regalito

A little gift

For Christmas and New Year
I recommend a little gift.
Treat yourself to a self-gift.
That will make your pipe go well.

(Note: pito is a colloquial Spanish term for the male genitalia, so the translation may vary depending on the context)

If it's expensive or cheap, that's no excuse. If it's just cheap. If it's expensive, we'll party.

And if the penis is an instrument that deserves your attention, don't forget your testicles that give you production

If for any reason or circumstance the poverty holds you back, or you can't leave the house, make like a monkey. Dedicate yourself to a good masturbation.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!!!