Y si me la pones dura, hacete cargo.

Hello to all, I'd like to share with you a brief anecdote that gives the title of this post.

It turns out that in a group of 'heterosexual' men, it's where you can find most rough sex, gay jokes, and gay gossip; I'm giving testimony to that.

As an example, some friends and I (none of them are gay, as far as they know; nor do they know that I am) were 7 in a car meant for 5, packed tightly as we could, with our destination being a friend's house where it would be the gathering, barbecue, and soccer. As you can imagine, more than one person had to sit on someone else's lap, unfortunately not my case, but that was where I heard... 'And if you make me hard, take care of it'... not in a gay bar, not in a Combat casting, or a One Direction fan party. From the mouth of a 35-year-old male, married to a woman and an amante; sitting on his lap with another male of the same profile, saying with all smile and morbo 'And if you make me hard, take care of it'...Emitter and receiver brought humor to the dialogue, but I bet all my pornographic material that everyone without exception got us off in that car.



When something like that is said in a bad environment, don't blush, or change the subject, keep going with the joke until the end, what matters is to laugh about it, right?

I hope this post serves as a tribute to those who got hard more than once, in the midst of 'heteroconfused' / 'homoerotic' circumstances, making more than one 'straight' man tremble who discovered himself doubting being so.





I'm not sure if they've heard it, it's like with strong breed dogs like pitbulls, doberman, or rottweiler, that have the myth that they can attack their owners, 'don't know them' they say...

Well, the same thing but between men, there are well-known cases of friends who, using the excuse of alcohol or other stimulants, end up 'not knowing themselves', going crazy, eating each other out without any shame.



Anyone can fall into temptation... anyone.

Because all of us who are here started right at that point with no return...











They can say I'm basic, but I'd die to taste the flavor of your cock... (I'll introduce you to one of my friends)





Ready, we all have the right to fantasize about a hetero, but you have to be clear that it's just a fantasy. We're already grown-ups, by now you know.