Common Gay Chat Situations

Common situations on any sexual contacts page.



Situation #1: He who shows what he doesn't invite

Main profile photo:22x6 cm of cockDescription:Hello to all, I'm looking for a good top guy to make my booty, ONLY ACTIVEProfile photos:For as passive as he says to be, he has 50 photos of his cock in more distinct angles than the World Cup cameras but not one of his ass.
Situation #2: The Mid-Couple

Profile picture:Photo of the cute one in balls to get more attentionDescription:Couple of man and woman looking for third.Chat:It seems that the woman doesn't exist because he always talks to you like that for you to see him behind his wife's back.
Situation #3: The Marquis of Sade

Profile picture:NoneDescription:NoneChat:Are you going to tie me up, give me butt shots, burn me with hot coals and spit in my chest?Answer:Seen at...
Situation #4: I want a limousine but end up getting on the first bus that passes

Profile picture:IndistinctDescription:I'm looking for a harmonious body, gym, taken care of, non-smoker, with a reef buttPhotos of the profile:Grabbing a fat, fallen, and hairy ass
Situation #5: I intend a limousine - passive version

Profile picture:Generally an excellent assDescription:I'm looking for someone well-endowed, at least 21 cm in length and 5 cm in girth, anything less won't doProfile photos:Getting caught by a small cock in several photos or by several distinct little cocks maybe.
Situation #6: The incurable slob.

Profile picture:cockAge:Bitter, almost by law.Description:Variable, with many mmmsChat:Mmm what a nice bum, Mmm you're giving me the tiny ass Sweetie?, Mmm and you dress like a little girl?, MMMMMMMMAnswer:Kiss, bye.
Situation #7: Don Juan and his beautiful passive.

Profile picture:A face one, naive profile.Age:Older, noble profileDescription:I desire to make you feel all the pleasure that the body can feel, because when the fire of lust and passion ignites, bodies are drawn together like a force of gravitational heat and unbridled passion...Chat:He tells you that you like him and he's very affectionate and caring, likes kisses, wants a long-term relationship, if you answer that you like it when they grab you hard and evenly until you scream, he gets offended or doesn't talk to you again.
Situation #8: respectful man.

Profile picture:In leather, tubes, fibrous body.Age:Between 25 and 40Sexual Orientation According to Your Profile:HeterosexualDescription:I versatile, male, zero feathers, I don't like gays and I'm not gay, sex between men posted without faggotryOther photos:Narcissist, rain of selfies showing muscle, the cock not because it's small and gives him shame.Chat:Sorry, looking for male, bss.Situation #9: Harder than reality.

Profile picture:NoneDescription:The moderately typicalChat:-Wednesday at two in the morning- hi, are you ready to get fucked and wild? I'm free at Flores placeChat 2:He caught well with you, it's cool, they're setting up a meeting and at the last minute he says you got it? Can you get it?
Situation #10: The prostitute

Photos:Zafa, six points.Chat:-after talking a lot-

I: See you then?
He: Sure, but look out I charge
I: ???
He: 200 an hour plus hotel
I: I don't need to pay for fuck, bye.
He: Well, don't get upset
I: ...
He: This time I won't charge, come on let's go.
Situation #11: The Analfabetist

Profile picture:Indistinct.Chat:It was something my enchanting fan blows veils I have a big caveous berga it's coming up again ¿¿¿
Situation #12: Married and dominated.

Profile picture:In balls, face covered with black square of paint, the most pursued without any photo.Description:I'm married, from a trap, looking for encounters with passive girls because my wife doesn't attend to me well (poor little guy), from Monday to Friday from 13:45 to 19:13, except Wednesdays that I can stay until 17:50, and Thursdays that I do some cute married woman's activity or course between 17 and 18, I don't have a place during the week because my wife is there, nor on weekends because I take the kids to the ZOO.Chat:-after you fixed a meeting like it was a bank account overdraft- Uh, my wife came, we left it for another day.Situation #13: The Pid-Amigos.

Profile picture:Indistinct.Age:Generally a guy with a gutSearch:Women or feminine trans womenChat:After getting you hooked and convincing you that it's going to make you see stars: Don't you have a slut friend I can introduce myself to? Eventually, you'll talk to me again a long time later to ask me to pass on your friends' Facebook.
Situation #14: The eternal struggle.

Profile picture:A bit favorable or unfocused.Age:Indistinct.Chat:Six months ago:
The: do you want to fuck??
I: I'm looking for another vibe, sorry.
The: Ok
Four months ago: do you want to fuck?
Two months ago: do you want to fuck??
One month ago: do you want to fuck??
Three weeks ago: do you want to fuck???
A week ago: Hi, do you want to fuck???
Yesterday: Hi, do you want to fuck???
Today: Hi, do you want to fuck?????????
Now: DO YOU WANT TO FUCK?????
Situation #15: The Fiolo

Profile picture:Vulgar, on her yacht or in the VIP of some private party of the Jet-Set.Age:Invariably mature and single or divorced -the woman left him because he had horns-Search:I'm a mature gentleman with good economic and socio-cultural level, looking for a wild and slutty female in bed. I like going out to eat at a nice restaurant, going to the theater, country, practicing fencing, traveling around the world, climbing mountains, taming lions, visiting Machu Pichu, Miami, the pyramids of Giza, etc., high level required and givenChat:The 'type of guy' is always tempting, but one knows that you have to be good as a slut-vip for him to play ball, so don't even try.Situation #16: Amateur Slapper.

Profile picture:The most favorable angle he got from 400 selfiesAge:Passive/naughty girl without a desire to work, 18-25 years old.Search:I'm looking for a mature gentleman, active, educated, with a desire for a serious relationship. I like restaurants, movies, and theaters, don't like cheapskates, if you have a car, that's a plus
Situation #17: The FBI Agent

Age:Guy, those who are always with their cell phone in hand all day, even when they're getting some; Search for Wapp or Skype.Chat:Hello my love
I: Hi sweetie -usually they're good-
He: Do you have Skype?
I: No (I have it but I know we'll never make anything of it)
He: WhatsApp?
I: No
He: Cell phone? landline phone? MSN? Fotolog? Ask? Twitter? Documents? Good behavior certificate? Document in processing? CUIL number? Shoe size? Time? A cigarette?
Situation #18: The Redundant

Age:Generally big guys who don't understand a little about computers and the internet found out that there was internet when they were told it's 'secure'. Profile picture: Still doesn't know how to upload it.Description:No one gets angry when they press the 'backspace' key to delete and forget to click where it writes and the page goes back, thinking it's a site error.Chat:What age do you have? (it says clearly 22 years old on my profile)
What's up? (it says clearly 'passive' on my profile)
Where are you from? (also in the profile) and all the data that is already in description: height, weight, sexual role.
Do you use thongs? (noooo, I post photos borrowed from a friend of mine)

Situation #19: The troll -there are also some in gay chat-

Age: Unknown
Nick: Something like morbid janitor, the ass of the fratacho, my cousin raped me, I'll crap on your chest, my dog has an enormous one, etc.

Chat: Always in general chat, things like:

* Who's got a 37x8 cock?
* Can someone give me advice to screw my father-in-law?
* Don't fix up dates with LustraCañoPas, he's a shooter, he's armed and comes to squeeze you with his friends the queersAnd finally, a recognition for those characters that weren't mentioned until now, this is for:The versatile one who wants you to do his ass
The desperate one who wants to pay for sex
The incestuous one who asks if your old man gets you hot and if he saw your cock while he was taking a bath
The one who lives nearby and is afraid you'll recognize him
The one who wants you to go to his house to give him a blow job and leave
The one who tells you you'll fall in love with his cock, goes there and ends up in five minutes
The one who thinks he's LA-cock and even though he doesn't have it small, neither does he have it big
The naughty one who thinks she's Susana Gimenez and even has a little dog
The passive one who thinks she's too much for mortal menAnd those who annoy me the most: Those who got tired of chatting and spam all over the world.

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