Una verga (Debut, documento de una paja y acabada)

Hello, P...oringueras and poringa boys! (What joy the category, now let's go for more!) To set the mood, put this cheerful and carefree song on: link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMNTHDeSMPoI'm introducing myself with a photo that's not too bad, taken with good camera, good light (too much, it burned my arms :P), and in an ideal place I won't return to (it was nice while it lasted)That's me, or what I can show of myself without things getting out of hand at home. Now it's webcam time, and they're all more or less the same. I promise to make good use of my new cell phone in a future post. Say hello to the camera, dear: Unleashes half a morcopán...

It's getting animated:Look straight ahead:
Okay, since you're taking so long to grow up, I'll film you closer:Do you like the little game, huh?
Cousin!
Shut up, you little fool, do what you're told!Now you're it! You're still on fire, take a break for a bit:Right...Left...
And the prize for the efforts:That's all, friends! Thanks to everyone, total thanks! See you next time, and may it be with the P painted!

NOTA: There were some more, but the host is morfing them instead of serving them. You can see them in the gallery (link below). The references remain in the code, just in case they decide to release them someday, at which point I'll edit this post. (Not that it was crazy, you can imagine, but a little drama does, even if it's gratarola.)

NOTA 2: Until technical issues are resolved, there is no video, please don't insist now, PLEASE I'm asking 🙂